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So I got a job at Bruno's... which is also known as a fiery pit of hell. Yay! It's official... I am now entering hell. I hope I remember to keep my arms and legs inside the car at all times. Otherwise, someone from the deli department may come at me with a butcher knife. Or perhaps lure me over with candy, then run me through the meat slicer. Never a fun thing. I bet I'd be expensive though. Probably about $10.99 per lb.