Please tell all your friends about this! I will not go unnoticed!

[junktime]

As requested, here is the first installment of the coffeeaddiction/sexismorbid/3circledsun fan fiction. I hope you enjoy!

An Entirely Accurate Eye-Witness Account,
By Prunella D'ouchebagAny individual, sufficiently ill-fated to be strolling down Ezra avenue on the balmy afternoon of April 19th, 2004, would find themselves chilled to the bone -

Comments

[lil_reba]

You are too good at this! This totally needs illustrations!

[junktime]

I agree! But who will do them??

[robertlyon]

Where the hell do I fit into this saga? I would bring up my feelings toward CA, but I'm not starting new drama. Part two better be good or I'm deleting you from my friend's list!!!!!

[junktime]

I had totally forgotten about your fight with CA! There was to be no contact between you an Ca in this, although now I am most tempted. But just you wait, you won't be disappointed.

[xbrokenxdollx]

It's best to get those feelings out. You don't want to keep them bottled up. I'm thinking about your welfare, 3circled.

[prime_radiant]

junie, i just saw lil_reba's icon, because i'm posting from school where i can actually see moving gifs (it wont work at home for some reason!) and i must say, it's incredibly heart-wrenching! you should love lil_reba, not try to smother her. I'm really saddened by your parenting skills.

The story, however, is wonderful. You truly are a writer. Ps i can do mspaint illustrations!!! You've seen my work when i made patty a fansign, i'm truly an artist.

Plus, i critiqued tbf's writing, and someone told me that those who are critics can't do anything else but critic, and i'm just itching to prove them wrong! let me illustrate! PLEASE!

[azad_slide]

im troubled that you did not use the word "Mojo" anywhere in the story

bonus points for the Marquis de Sade refrence.

[junktime]

Maybe I'll fit MOJO in somewhere later in the story, if I can suck the energy from my fragile soul to continue.

Oooh, where did I reference da Marquis? I wasn't even aware of it! Damn I'm good!

[azad_slide]

when you said

she probably remembered that she had to get back to finger-painting the walls of the local strip-mall with her feces

hint hint.. do you know what im talking about? Have you ever seen Quills?

or were you just trying to make me wet?

la di dadi.. im so glad we have our journals back and putting it to such wonderful use.

p.s - why was i left out of this luvers fest? do you wuv me junk in the trunk? do you? do you? did the exile and bondage (not the enjoyable sexual kind) that we had endure bring us closer together?

[junktime]

NO! I haven't seen Quills, unfortunately! Although I do dimly remember someone mentioning that scene to me while I was once getting double donged on an art house crash pad.

Everything in this journal is designed for sexy ladies like yourself to become wet!

I am also so glad we got our jernals back! It is just a shame though, that poor, wonderful jeremy_actually did not get hers back! Her presence is sorely missed.

And yes, I do love you! I think your heart is in the right place but you sometimes get side-tracked!

Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones though. Point in case: today I went to put in some volunteer hours at my local eating disorders clinic, but on the way there I saw some really ugly (not to mention fat) people and COMPLETELY forgot about my mission for laughing at them so hard!

Luv ya,
Junkxcxtx

[ormond_sacker]

Madam, allow me to introduce myself: I am Dr. Ormond Sacker, friend and ambiguously gay companion to the genius detective Osgood Sigerson. In my role as his research lackey I have uncovered some information: In his youth, our coffee addicted friend had a part time coffee route with his closest friend, the 3rd son of an illustrious and noble coffe growing family called Circle. Over mysterious circumstances they had a falling out and while I do believe that our coffee addict is correct in his (brilliant, I must say!) estimation of the thief, I feel it safe to say (without the ability to delve further into my deductions which must, for the time being, be held in confidence between Sigerson and myself), that if he can locate this "3rd Circle son" our Alex will discover not only the location of his most prized artifact, but the true reason it was pilfered from its beloved place in his possession .

[junktime]

Doctor,

I think you just may be correct in your estimation of this mystery...
thank you very much for your insightful and thought-provoking contribution, and stay on hand when we will indubitably need your finely honed skills of detection.

Affectionately,
Mme D'ouchebag.