arashigoto translation pg 136 -140 part 1
so sorry for the delay.....i had problems with my personal life (i sound so.....stuck up lol) so i couldn't think about anything else.
now thats settled, so im going to to ahead with the arashigoto translation.
jess requested pg136-140 to be translated, so here it goes !
*Arashi's funny Interviews*
Arashi Newspaper Vol 1 2000/04
interviewer (st): what kind of role will arashi take if u guys were family ?
ohno: (immedietly) aiba-chan is the ka-chan (mother) sho-kun is to-chan (father) nino is the older brother and matsujun is the younger brother. and i..........don't exist.
all: nandedayo ! (why ?!)
ohno: fine, then im ji-chan (grandpa)
sakurai: i agree with matsujun being the younger brother.
matsumoto: aiba-kun is mother-like too. (me: i cannot believe jun is calling aibachan, aiba-kun lol)
aiba: then im the mother!
st: so nino is the older brother role ?
ninomiya: i guess if they say so...ill take it.
matsumoto: why am i the younger brother ?
ninomiya: well, you always try to play the younger brother role anyway.....
st: so, if u were a girl, who would you go out with amongst the member ?
sakurai: that's a hard one......
ohno: (immdietly) aiba-kun ! he's like a older brother.
sakurai: u just said he was like a mother !!!
ninomiya: yeah ji-chan (grandpa) did you loose memory already ?!
ohno: well, fine, because i feel like i can rely on him without doubt.
aiba: i pick sho-kun ! because he's kakkoi ! (good looking)
sakurai: what a random reason to pick me...(lol)
aiba: you are like a older brother too ! <3
ninomiya: ill pick aiba-chan too. you don't have to be serious around him.
matsumoto: i pick ohno-kun. if im with him, i won't be bored.
sakurai: i pick...........aiba-kun !!!
aiba: yataaaa ~ (yay) we're in love ! <3
sakurai: you can rely on him.....mosttimes.....sometimes.....
st: so aibachan, how do you feel when people say they can rely on you ?
aiba: ..............(doesnt answer)
sakurai: they are asking you ! this guy, never listens to what people say.....
aiba: i agree (lol) and i want to change it.
matsumoto: okay okay, moving on....what do u want to ask us now ?
st: okay next question....would you rather date someone younger than you, or someone older than you ?
matsumoto: older !
aiba: i agree (tries to enter the conversation)
st: why do you want to date someone older aibachan ?
aiba: ....................
sakurai: he just said it randomly so he doesn't have a proper reason......(cries)
st: okay, so when you think about it for real, which one do you rather prefer ?
aiba: same age
ninomiya: aibasan, its EITHER older or younger. two to select from.
aiba: well, i thought i want to marry someone the same age as me....
sakurai: you never change.....(cries)
Dr.Arashi's heart <3 problem solving ! (2001/03)
st: how do you make a good impression to ur classmates on the first day of school ?
sakurai: well, when you introduce your self to the class, you can't be dull......you can't be too hyper tho, its a turn off if u're a girl.
aiba: really ? i like people like that. saying jokes and stuff.
ninomiya: joke ?! what kinda joke ?!
aiba: YOROCHIKUBI ! (chikubi = nipples)
all: laughs
matsumoto: you know, if people don't think u're funny at that point, ur highschool life is over. for 3years, ur nickname will be "chikubi" lol
ninomiya: people who want to be liked by aiba-kun should do it as a challenge.
st: from a guys point of view, what should girls be careful durning their school life ? would you be dissapointed if a girls desk was messy ?
ninomiya: not really....i don't even mind if there's old bread (=pan) in their desk.
sakurai: really ?! that will totally ruin my view of the girl.
ninomiya: well, i had old food in my desk all the time. and i never washed my school shoes. for 3years.
ohno: when i was in middleschool.........i didn't shower for 5 days straight......
ninomiya: me, 3days ! (smiling)
ohno: i didn't want my hair to be wet, so i thought it will be puffy if i didn't shower, but instead, it became really stiff and hard.
ninomiya: i didn't even take off my school uniform for 3days straight.....i didn't shower and i slept in uniform....woke up, went to school with it.....
sakurai: i didn't know i was in such a group...........
st: so who will prefer the desk to be clean ?
sakurai: me me !
aiba: of course !
matsumoto: being clean is very important !
sakurai: yeah....i feel the same. i just wonder why they are okay with having old pan in their desk....i wonder if it doens't bother them.....
ninomiya: well, i dont like hamiPAN*
sakurai: hamipan ?! why the sudden change of topic ?
matsumoto: "pan" connection lol
ninomiya: this girl you like, would be running during PE, and you looks closely, and they are hamipan-ing. and the next second i will be hating her.
aiba: ah ~ i agree.
matsumoto: i can forgive hamipan, but i can't forgive bra's showing under thin cloth like shirts.
sakurai: why ?! (seems to strongly disagree)
ninomiya: i think you are being too harsh since you go to a co-ed school
matsumoto: i think its a manner to cover up with a undershirt.
ninomiya: around me, the only thing you can seethrough under a school uniform is a guys nipples......majide.....my god is yorochikubi....
aiba: hey ! you used it ! lol but i quite like suke-bra too (bra seethrough)
st: and you ohno-kun ?
ohno: i liked it after swimming classes, girls wear their uniform with wet hair....and they tie their hair loosely....
sakurai: and the change in topic....again lol
matsumoto: but i agree with the wet hair. lol
ohno: they have towels on their sholder and its cute
st: how about hamipan ohnokun ?
ohno: hamipan.....(thinks)
matsumoto: but cute girls don't hamipan....they be careful.....
sakurai: hey...........what IS hamipan by the way ?
aiba: you don't know sho-kun ?!
sakurai: (aiba explains what hamipan is)........and why is hamipan bad ?! (strongly disagrees again)
ninomiya: you don't understand because you've never seen it. its really....random and the only person who doensn't know is themselves.
ohno: during swimming class, there was a girl i thought who was quite cute, but then she had her nose running.......and then my feelings blew away....
sakurai: you have to listen to other people too ohnokun....orz
*hamipan = school girls in japan wear this thing called buruma (search on google) during PE and its basically a bigger version of a underwear lol which you wear on top of ur underwear.....and sometimes the underwear sticks out of the buruma....by accident....and people call it hamipan (hami = stickout pan = pantsu)
now thats settled, so im going to to ahead with the arashigoto translation.
jess requested pg136-140 to be translated, so here it goes !
*Arashi's funny Interviews*
Arashi Newspaper Vol 1 2000/04
interviewer (st): what kind of role will arashi take if u guys were family ?
ohno: (immedietly) aiba-chan is the ka-chan (mother) sho-kun is to-chan (father) nino is the older brother and matsujun is the younger brother. and i..........don't exist.
all: nandedayo ! (why ?!)
ohno: fine, then im ji-chan (grandpa)
sakurai: i agree with matsujun being the younger brother.
matsumoto: aiba-kun is mother-like too. (me: i cannot believe jun is calling aibachan, aiba-kun lol)
aiba: then im the mother!
st: so nino is the older brother role ?
ninomiya: i guess if they say so...ill take it.
matsumoto: why am i the younger brother ?
ninomiya: well, you always try to play the younger brother role anyway.....
st: so, if u were a girl, who would you go out with amongst the member ?
sakurai: that's a hard one......
ohno: (immdietly) aiba-kun ! he's like a older brother.
sakurai: u just said he was like a mother !!!
ninomiya: yeah ji-chan (grandpa) did you loose memory already ?!
ohno: well, fine, because i feel like i can rely on him without doubt.
aiba: i pick sho-kun ! because he's kakkoi ! (good looking)
sakurai: what a random reason to pick me...(lol)
aiba: you are like a older brother too ! <3
ninomiya: ill pick aiba-chan too. you don't have to be serious around him.
matsumoto: i pick ohno-kun. if im with him, i won't be bored.
sakurai: i pick...........aiba-kun !!!
aiba: yataaaa ~ (yay) we're in love ! <3
sakurai: you can rely on him.....mosttimes.....sometimes.....
st: so aibachan, how do you feel when people say they can rely on you ?
aiba: ..............(doesnt answer)
sakurai: they are asking you ! this guy, never listens to what people say.....
aiba: i agree (lol) and i want to change it.
matsumoto: okay okay, moving on....what do u want to ask us now ?
st: okay next question....would you rather date someone younger than you, or someone older than you ?
matsumoto: older !
aiba: i agree (tries to enter the conversation)
st: why do you want to date someone older aibachan ?
aiba: ....................
sakurai: he just said it randomly so he doesn't have a proper reason......(cries)
st: okay, so when you think about it for real, which one do you rather prefer ?
aiba: same age
ninomiya: aibasan, its EITHER older or younger. two to select from.
aiba: well, i thought i want to marry someone the same age as me....
sakurai: you never change.....(cries)
Dr.Arashi's heart <3 problem solving ! (2001/03)
st: how do you make a good impression to ur classmates on the first day of school ?
sakurai: well, when you introduce your self to the class, you can't be dull......you can't be too hyper tho, its a turn off if u're a girl.
aiba: really ? i like people like that. saying jokes and stuff.
ninomiya: joke ?! what kinda joke ?!
aiba: YOROCHIKUBI ! (chikubi = nipples)
all: laughs
matsumoto: you know, if people don't think u're funny at that point, ur highschool life is over. for 3years, ur nickname will be "chikubi" lol
ninomiya: people who want to be liked by aiba-kun should do it as a challenge.
st: from a guys point of view, what should girls be careful durning their school life ? would you be dissapointed if a girls desk was messy ?
ninomiya: not really....i don't even mind if there's old bread (=pan) in their desk.
sakurai: really ?! that will totally ruin my view of the girl.
ninomiya: well, i had old food in my desk all the time. and i never washed my school shoes. for 3years.
ohno: when i was in middleschool.........i didn't shower for 5 days straight......
ninomiya: me, 3days ! (smiling)
ohno: i didn't want my hair to be wet, so i thought it will be puffy if i didn't shower, but instead, it became really stiff and hard.
ninomiya: i didn't even take off my school uniform for 3days straight.....i didn't shower and i slept in uniform....woke up, went to school with it.....
sakurai: i didn't know i was in such a group...........
st: so who will prefer the desk to be clean ?
sakurai: me me !
aiba: of course !
matsumoto: being clean is very important !
sakurai: yeah....i feel the same. i just wonder why they are okay with having old pan in their desk....i wonder if it doens't bother them.....
ninomiya: well, i dont like hamiPAN*
sakurai: hamipan ?! why the sudden change of topic ?
matsumoto: "pan" connection lol
ninomiya: this girl you like, would be running during PE, and you looks closely, and they are hamipan-ing. and the next second i will be hating her.
aiba: ah ~ i agree.
matsumoto: i can forgive hamipan, but i can't forgive bra's showing under thin cloth like shirts.
sakurai: why ?! (seems to strongly disagree)
ninomiya: i think you are being too harsh since you go to a co-ed school
matsumoto: i think its a manner to cover up with a undershirt.
ninomiya: around me, the only thing you can seethrough under a school uniform is a guys nipples......majide.....my god is yorochikubi....
aiba: hey ! you used it ! lol but i quite like suke-bra too (bra seethrough)
st: and you ohno-kun ?
ohno: i liked it after swimming classes, girls wear their uniform with wet hair....and they tie their hair loosely....
sakurai: and the change in topic....again lol
matsumoto: but i agree with the wet hair. lol
ohno: they have towels on their sholder and its cute
st: how about hamipan ohnokun ?
ohno: hamipan.....(thinks)
matsumoto: but cute girls don't hamipan....they be careful.....
sakurai: hey...........what IS hamipan by the way ?
aiba: you don't know sho-kun ?!
sakurai: (aiba explains what hamipan is)........and why is hamipan bad ?! (strongly disagrees again)
ninomiya: you don't understand because you've never seen it. its really....random and the only person who doensn't know is themselves.
ohno: during swimming class, there was a girl i thought who was quite cute, but then she had her nose running.......and then my feelings blew away....
sakurai: you have to listen to other people too ohnokun....orz
*hamipan = school girls in japan wear this thing called buruma (search on google) during PE and its basically a bigger version of a underwear lol which you wear on top of ur underwear.....and sometimes the underwear sticks out of the buruma....by accident....and people call it hamipan (hami = stickout pan = pantsu)