g no arashi 06/21 translations part 2
g no arashi 06/21 translations part 2
sorry, part 3 coming tomorrow
ninomiya: okay, i know why you guys end up doing all those batsu games....because you don't focus on a spot you want to land on. im going to choose where i want to go.
aiba: okay then, so where do you want to put your dice on?
ninomiya: *reads the box* Bento (box lunch) which assistant director fujita bought....
aiba: so you mean either 3 or 4
ninomiya: so-re !
(dice rolls a 4, right on spot!)
ninomiya & aiba: !
ninomiya: im definetly lucky today!
narrator: the bento ninomiya got is a ekiben (train box lunch) which AD fujita lined up for 30minutes to get. only 30 boxes are made per day, and it costs 3800YEN.
ninomiya: umai ! (tastes good!)
sakurai & matsumoto: (repeats) umai!
ninomiya: its too good to be a train box lunch.....its more like a box lunch made by a proper restaurant.
all: ohhh......okay
aiba: so something close to a ryo-tei's food (ryo-tei is classic expensive japanese restaurants)
matsumoto: ic.....ryo-tei ne.
ninomiya: (to sakurai) hey, 'stocking L' pass me the water
sakurai: hai ! (kneels down politely and hands water to ninomiya)
ninomiya: good good.....
all: *laugh*
(while oh-chan is busy fiddling with shochan's face)
ninomiya: (pointing at sakurai and aiba) you guys are stocking L and R
all: *laugh*
aiba: (to matsumoto) okay, let's go handsome boy!
(matsumoto rolls the dice and gets 2)
aiba: (moving the place) 1, 2.....take a face print!
all: FUUUUU!
(matsumoto looking down sholders down)
ninomiya: i think matsumoto should take a 3D face print so we can make a carved face out of it....
all: *laugh*
ninomiya: ganbatte ! L&R (sakurai & aiba)
(sakurai and aiba are getting ready to smudge ink on matsumoto's face.....shochan waves to nino)
aiba: okay, i think we should make the ink thinner since too much ink will smudge the whole paper.....
sakurai: so we basically smudge a little amount of ink on to his face?
aiba: yeah
sakurai: you are so ugly
aiba: you are so ugly too !
matsumoto: (impaitently) HURRY UP...im waiting you know....
ninomiya: ganbare L & R
(sakurai puts ink on matsumoto scaridly.....)
aiba: not too much......
(matsumoto's brows moving in to a \ / position)
sakurai: man.....he's getting mad!
ninomiya: of course....he is doesu......
sakurai: he's sooo mad!
(aiba smudges ink without no fear lol)
ninomiya: ah that seems better than before......its not good to put ink on to the eyelids....
ohno: hey ! so my face print was a failure ?
all: *laugh*
aiba: okay done....here goes....se-no!
(sakurai puts paper on gently)
aiba: be gentle.....or not! just push it on
(sakurai takes off the paper, which isn't very different from ohno's)
aiba: see ! (as if the print succeded lol)
sakurai: what do you mean by "see" ? (lol)
all: *laugh*
(matsumoto wiping his face)
matsumoto: darn.....leader was saying this as well............but can i go home too ?
aiba: okay ! second round.....i DON'T want to get a 4 (4 = hotpants)
ninomiya: in order to get around the batsu game, you have to get a 2
aiba: i want to get a 2 !
(dice stops on 5)
aiba: five...............
all: (counting) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5..........
ninomiya: (reading) okamasan cuddling you.....(okamasan = japanese drag queen)
(okama san comes in....i ignored the CM bit)
ninomiya: come in come in !
(aiba's face with a big "?")
ninomiya: he's all yours!
okamasan: (gets totally excited) OH MY OH MY! PEOPLE MOVE OUT OF MY WAY HE'S MINE! *glomps on aiba*
aiba: YAMETEEEEE ! (stopppppp)
okamasan: (gets excited even more) $(#")$%#)$&#$& *squeezes aiba's crotch*
aiba: WAHHHHH DON'T TOUCH IT !!!!!!
okamasan: DON'T BE SO SHY *runs back*
aiba: *blank face* (actually can't tell from the stocking)
sakurai: that was one quick moment......what did he do to you?
aiba: (with the hand gesture) he.......squeezed it.....
all: *laughs*
(sakurai throws and gets a five)
all: FIVE
ninomiya: ah ! seemed like a good one!
all: (counting) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.........OKAMASAN !
sakurai: fuck!
okamasan: MY MY ! AGAIN ? (lucky bitch.....lol)
ninomiya: its L this time
(ohno & aiba pushes sakurai forth......sakurai gets pushed down by okamasan)
sakurai: GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !
(okamasan does the same thing he did to aiba-chan)
sakurai: AHHHHH GYAHHHHH WAHHHHHH !
(okamasan leaves without word)
sakurai: (in the orz position) ahhhhhh........wahhhhhhhhh............(no vocab to explain his feelings both inside and out)
aiba: (who knows) ill wipe your sweat......
all: *laugh*
narrator: next up ohno got a 1, who managed to treat himself a fresh abalone!
ohno: its really good! *smiles*
matsumoto: ohh seems like he'S happy
aiba: next up
ninomiya: ei !
(the dice rolls to 4)
aiba & sakurai: FOUR
matsumoto: NIPPLE EXPOSING T-SHIRT!
ninomiya: ahh.........orz
aiba: nipple exposing t-shirt coming right up!
narrator: we're going to make a hole in the place where the nipple comes.....
(all gather around to make a hole....nino tries to get away.....)
matsumoto: (pulling nino's arm) HEY HEY ! don't be shy you!
ninomiya: *in a extra high pitched voice* why am i getting shouted at ?!
ohno & aiba: (touching to find nipple) oh....here here ! its here.....
aiba: yeah yeah....i can feel it....standing up (wtf......lol)
all: yeah ! its standing up! up!
nino: wait wait....its really scary !
sakurai: i bet this is so embarassing.....
matsumoto: okay...here?
(matsumoto cuts a hole)
aiba: is it out?
(weird sound effect when nino's nipple is exposed lol)
sakurai: so embarassing !!!!!
ninomiya: really.....mom don't watch !
(matsumoto cuts the other one)
aiba: nipple showing !!! nipple showing !!!
(the weird sound effect again.....and nino's nipples are safely out to the world.....)
ninomiya: okay lets line up like this.......okay look at us......we are an idol group doing concerts at yokohama arena 3times a day
all: *laugh*
(nino and ohno plays around and ohno tries to touch nino's nipples.....)
narrator: next thrower matsumoto gets a treat of the ekiben and smiles happily
aiba: i want....a 2!
sorry, part 3 coming tomorrow
ninomiya: okay, i know why you guys end up doing all those batsu games....because you don't focus on a spot you want to land on. im going to choose where i want to go.
aiba: okay then, so where do you want to put your dice on?
ninomiya: *reads the box* Bento (box lunch) which assistant director fujita bought....
aiba: so you mean either 3 or 4
ninomiya: so-re !
(dice rolls a 4, right on spot!)
ninomiya & aiba: !
ninomiya: im definetly lucky today!
narrator: the bento ninomiya got is a ekiben (train box lunch) which AD fujita lined up for 30minutes to get. only 30 boxes are made per day, and it costs 3800YEN.
ninomiya: umai ! (tastes good!)
sakurai & matsumoto: (repeats) umai!
ninomiya: its too good to be a train box lunch.....its more like a box lunch made by a proper restaurant.
all: ohhh......okay
aiba: so something close to a ryo-tei's food (ryo-tei is classic expensive japanese restaurants)
matsumoto: ic.....ryo-tei ne.
ninomiya: (to sakurai) hey, 'stocking L' pass me the water
sakurai: hai ! (kneels down politely and hands water to ninomiya)
ninomiya: good good.....
all: *laugh*
(while oh-chan is busy fiddling with shochan's face)
ninomiya: (pointing at sakurai and aiba) you guys are stocking L and R
all: *laugh*
aiba: (to matsumoto) okay, let's go handsome boy!
(matsumoto rolls the dice and gets 2)
aiba: (moving the place) 1, 2.....take a face print!
all: FUUUUU!
(matsumoto looking down sholders down)
ninomiya: i think matsumoto should take a 3D face print so we can make a carved face out of it....
all: *laugh*
ninomiya: ganbatte ! L&R (sakurai & aiba)
(sakurai and aiba are getting ready to smudge ink on matsumoto's face.....shochan waves to nino)
aiba: okay, i think we should make the ink thinner since too much ink will smudge the whole paper.....
sakurai: so we basically smudge a little amount of ink on to his face?
aiba: yeah
sakurai: you are so ugly
aiba: you are so ugly too !
matsumoto: (impaitently) HURRY UP...im waiting you know....
ninomiya: ganbare L & R
(sakurai puts ink on matsumoto scaridly.....)
aiba: not too much......
(matsumoto's brows moving in to a \ / position)
sakurai: man.....he's getting mad!
ninomiya: of course....he is doesu......
sakurai: he's sooo mad!
(aiba smudges ink without no fear lol)
ninomiya: ah that seems better than before......its not good to put ink on to the eyelids....
ohno: hey ! so my face print was a failure ?
all: *laugh*
aiba: okay done....here goes....se-no!
(sakurai puts paper on gently)
aiba: be gentle.....or not! just push it on
(sakurai takes off the paper, which isn't very different from ohno's)
aiba: see ! (as if the print succeded lol)
sakurai: what do you mean by "see" ? (lol)
all: *laugh*
(matsumoto wiping his face)
matsumoto: darn.....leader was saying this as well............but can i go home too ?
aiba: okay ! second round.....i DON'T want to get a 4 (4 = hotpants)
ninomiya: in order to get around the batsu game, you have to get a 2
aiba: i want to get a 2 !
(dice stops on 5)
aiba: five...............
all: (counting) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5..........
ninomiya: (reading) okamasan cuddling you.....(okamasan = japanese drag queen)
(okama san comes in....i ignored the CM bit)
ninomiya: come in come in !
(aiba's face with a big "?")
ninomiya: he's all yours!
okamasan: (gets totally excited) OH MY OH MY! PEOPLE MOVE OUT OF MY WAY HE'S MINE! *glomps on aiba*
aiba: YAMETEEEEE ! (stopppppp)
okamasan: (gets excited even more) $(#")$%#)$&#$& *squeezes aiba's crotch*
aiba: WAHHHHH DON'T TOUCH IT !!!!!!
okamasan: DON'T BE SO SHY *runs back*
aiba: *blank face* (actually can't tell from the stocking)
sakurai: that was one quick moment......what did he do to you?
aiba: (with the hand gesture) he.......squeezed it.....
all: *laughs*
(sakurai throws and gets a five)
all: FIVE
ninomiya: ah ! seemed like a good one!
all: (counting) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.........OKAMASAN !
sakurai: fuck!
okamasan: MY MY ! AGAIN ? (lucky bitch.....lol)
ninomiya: its L this time
(ohno & aiba pushes sakurai forth......sakurai gets pushed down by okamasan)
sakurai: GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !
(okamasan does the same thing he did to aiba-chan)
sakurai: AHHHHH GYAHHHHH WAHHHHHH !
(okamasan leaves without word)
sakurai: (in the orz position) ahhhhhh........wahhhhhhhhh............(no vocab to explain his feelings both inside and out)
aiba: (who knows) ill wipe your sweat......
all: *laugh*
narrator: next up ohno got a 1, who managed to treat himself a fresh abalone!
ohno: its really good! *smiles*
matsumoto: ohh seems like he'S happy
aiba: next up
ninomiya: ei !
(the dice rolls to 4)
aiba & sakurai: FOUR
matsumoto: NIPPLE EXPOSING T-SHIRT!
ninomiya: ahh.........orz
aiba: nipple exposing t-shirt coming right up!
narrator: we're going to make a hole in the place where the nipple comes.....
(all gather around to make a hole....nino tries to get away.....)
matsumoto: (pulling nino's arm) HEY HEY ! don't be shy you!
ninomiya: *in a extra high pitched voice* why am i getting shouted at ?!
ohno & aiba: (touching to find nipple) oh....here here ! its here.....
aiba: yeah yeah....i can feel it....standing up (wtf......lol)
all: yeah ! its standing up! up!
nino: wait wait....its really scary !
sakurai: i bet this is so embarassing.....
matsumoto: okay...here?
(matsumoto cuts a hole)
aiba: is it out?
(weird sound effect when nino's nipple is exposed lol)
sakurai: so embarassing !!!!!
ninomiya: really.....mom don't watch !
(matsumoto cuts the other one)
aiba: nipple showing !!! nipple showing !!!
(the weird sound effect again.....and nino's nipples are safely out to the world.....)
ninomiya: okay lets line up like this.......okay look at us......we are an idol group doing concerts at yokohama arena 3times a day
all: *laugh*
(nino and ohno plays around and ohno tries to touch nino's nipples.....)
narrator: next thrower matsumoto gets a treat of the ekiben and smiles happily
aiba: i want....a 2!