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By far, the worst part of my new computer is the part of it that tries to be a Mac. Remind me to stab myself in the eye before actually getting one of those.
Me: ShinyPete, where the hell is all my stuff?
SP: Why, it's in your "Public" folder, of course.
Me: My what? Why do I need that? I don't want a "public" folder.
SP: I do not understand.
Me: Just put everything in my Documents folder.
SP: I do not understand.
Me: Fine, I'll just delete the public folder.
SP: Nope.
Me: *figures out how to do it anyway*
SP: You do not tell ME how to organize things, infidel.
Me: Fine, how do I change the destination folder for my webcam?
SP: I do not understand.
Me: Come to think of it, how do I change anything in the QuickPlay media program?
SP: You do not have time in your busy modern life to customize anything but color schemes. This is why you play things quick.
Me: I love you, but I don't have to like you right now.
Me: ShinyPete, where the hell is all my stuff?
SP: Why, it's in your "Public" folder, of course.
Me: My what? Why do I need that? I don't want a "public" folder.
SP: I do not understand.
Me: Just put everything in my Documents folder.
SP: I do not understand.
Me: Fine, I'll just delete the public folder.
SP: Nope.
Me: *figures out how to do it anyway*
SP: You do not tell ME how to organize things, infidel.
Me: Fine, how do I change the destination folder for my webcam?
SP: I do not understand.
Me: Come to think of it, how do I change anything in the QuickPlay media program?
SP: You do not have time in your busy modern life to customize anything but color schemes. This is why you play things quick.
Me: I love you, but I don't have to like you right now.