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Dear XXXX,
You don't know me. You don't know anything about me. Your "friends" are just as clueless as you.
Sincerely,
Me
P.S. You shouldn't listen to that computer generated gorrilla so much. It's just a big shell for a truly tiny person. And by "tiny", I'm not talking about stature. Be wary too. It will never like you as much as it says it does to your face.
You don't know me. You don't know anything about me. Your "friends" are just as clueless as you.
Sincerely,
Me
P.S. You shouldn't listen to that computer generated gorrilla so much. It's just a big shell for a truly tiny person. And by "tiny", I'm not talking about stature. Be wary too. It will never like you as much as it says it does to your face.