I wanna fuck you in the assssss
Yesterday my family went to Palermo's for dinner. We ate delicious food and hung out with the Calderone's for about 3 hours and then I hung out with Christina afterwards. We were going to hang out with her friends, but ended up not b/c it was a group of guys she didn't know very well (more like aquaintances) and we weren't in the mood to deal with numerous awkward moments. So we decided to just hang out together and go bowling. First let me say that my bowling skills are mindblowing. I didn't get 4 strikes in a row, but I bet at least half of my frames were spares, which in my mind is just as impressive. But ANYWAY...we went bowling around 10 oclock, which on the weekends means COSMIC BOWLING WOOO!!! And unlike the last time I went cosmic bowling, they actually played "good" music. By good I do not mean quality, but rather the kind of music you would expect from cosmic bowling...so rap/hip-hop/TECHNO. And there was this one techno "song" that played for at least 30 minutes, the same repetitive beat in the backround with random additions to spice things up....most of the time this addition was another beat, but there were a few times when it was actual lyrics...my favorite of which popped up about 20 minutes into the "song"---"I wanna fuck you in the ass" Yep. Those were the lyrics. I didn't believe it at first either....I had to ask Christina to make sure I wasn't just hearing it wrong...just casually bowling and then all of a sudden "I wanna fuck you in the asssss. I wanna fuck you in the, fuck you in the, fuck you in the aaasssss" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...oh man, techno.
Sadly I had to work today, so I couldn't hang out with her as much as I wanted and we ended up leaving the bowling alley around 11-11:30. But, it's probably good that we did have to leave early b/c my arm was DYING after playing for over an hour!! With only 2 people, bowling games, as one would expect, go much faster. I think we ended up playing 4 games....and my arms are weak!! So my forearm is in bad shape right now....typing...not easy.
High School Musical was on tv yesterday...Molly and I taped it b/c 1. we were going to be at Palermo's 2. I have never seen it and I want to see what the hubbub is all about 3. I am going to marry Zac Efron and I need to stay up to date with his projects so that I can support him appropriately. We were going to watch it when I got home yesterday, but my brother wouldn't move out of the living room....so we are planning on watching it tonight after she gets out of work....aaaannnddd I'm kinda excited....wow! When did I turn back into a lame 13 year old teeny bopper??...i don't know...but i'm sorry.
I was just made aware of Cruggs (thank you Dennis). Cruggs are a combination of Crocs and Uggs...yes that's right they are furry Crocs. Why would something like this be created you may ask??? Well I have searched and searched and all I can think is some sick bastard decided to play with science one day and accidentally created this monster. For the safety of yourself and your children....please, stay in your houses and lock your doors immediately!
Hope all of you are having a splendid day!!