talk talk talk talk talk
wife: ouch, that's not good.
me: wha?
wife: it hurts when i put anything in my stomach.
me: don't put anything in yoru stomach.
wife: i'm serious
me: (laying my hands on her stomach) can you feel the power of the holy spirit moving through you?
wife: (laughs)
me: or maybe that's just gas.
wife: do you have 70
me: wha?
wife: it hurts when i put anything in my stomach.
me: don't put anything in yoru stomach.
wife: i'm serious
me: (laying my hands on her stomach) can you feel the power of the holy spirit moving through you?
wife: (laughs)
me: or maybe that's just gas.
wife: do you have 70