happy really silly holiday
A. You know what's hilarious? Life.
B. That revel coin is a fairly fucking effective talisman.
C. Last night included the line, "That's it! We're keeping a record of quotes from now on!" And yet, the only one from last night I really remember is, "'Dancing Queen' is way easier to parody than the 'Macarena.' All you need is a two syllable word + 'queen.' Like, if you were in culinary school, you could sing 'Brulee Queen.'" And that wasn't the quote that led to the record keeping resolve either. Whatever that one was was fucking hysterical.
D. Breakfast this morning at The Donut Pub. They make a mean kruller. And they're called The Donut Pub. Smile.
E. The moral: When life gives you an unidentifiable, melon-rind green vegetable stuffed with mashed potatoes, gaze at it bemusedly and then make unidentifiable, melon-rind green vegetable stuffed with mashed potatoes-ade.
B. That revel coin is a fairly fucking effective talisman.
C. Last night included the line, "That's it! We're keeping a record of quotes from now on!" And yet, the only one from last night I really remember is, "'Dancing Queen' is way easier to parody than the 'Macarena.' All you need is a two syllable word + 'queen.' Like, if you were in culinary school, you could sing 'Brulee Queen.'" And that wasn't the quote that led to the record keeping resolve either. Whatever that one was was fucking hysterical.
D. Breakfast this morning at The Donut Pub. They make a mean kruller. And they're called The Donut Pub. Smile.
E. The moral: When life gives you an unidentifiable, melon-rind green vegetable stuffed with mashed potatoes, gaze at it bemusedly and then make unidentifiable, melon-rind green vegetable stuffed with mashed potatoes-ade.