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There are two things a Marine is always taught.
1.Keep your priorities in order.
2.Know when to act without hesitation.
A college professor, Avowed atheist and active member of the A.C.L.U was teaching his class. He shocked several students when he flatly stated he was going to prove GOD does not exist. He shouted :GOD!!!! if you are real then knock me off this platform I will give you fifteen minutes!!!. The lecture room fell silent, you could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by. "Here I am GOD!! I'm still waiting!!
He counted down and got to the last couple of minutes when a Marine who was just released from the corp, after serving in Afghanistan and Iraq who had just newly registered for the class walked up to the professor and hit him full force in the face. This sent the professor tumbling from his platform. The professor was out cold. The students were shocked and babbled in confusion. The Marine nonchalantly took his seat in the front row of class and sat silently. The class looked at him and fell silent too.... waiting. Eventually the professor regained his senses and could speak he asked: "What the heck is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
The Marine said "God was really busy protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid things and act like an ass So...... He sent me."
1.Keep your priorities in order.
2.Know when to act without hesitation.
A college professor, Avowed atheist and active member of the A.C.L.U was teaching his class. He shocked several students when he flatly stated he was going to prove GOD does not exist. He shouted :GOD!!!! if you are real then knock me off this platform I will give you fifteen minutes!!!. The lecture room fell silent, you could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by. "Here I am GOD!! I'm still waiting!!
He counted down and got to the last couple of minutes when a Marine who was just released from the corp, after serving in Afghanistan and Iraq who had just newly registered for the class walked up to the professor and hit him full force in the face. This sent the professor tumbling from his platform. The professor was out cold. The students were shocked and babbled in confusion. The Marine nonchalantly took his seat in the front row of class and sat silently. The class looked at him and fell silent too.... waiting. Eventually the professor regained his senses and could speak he asked: "What the heck is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
The Marine said "God was really busy protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid things and act like an ass So...... He sent me."