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[juniorasparagus]

so i have this professor who is easily the equivalent of the shit-e music teacher i had last semester only this guy is all about art. lately hes been giving me and paul a hard time. you know treating us like the immature little shits that we...can be. so yesterday i decided that i was going to do something harmless but likely to get his blood pumping. armed with a can of silly string each paul and i had a battle in the hall right before class. people loved it and the kids in our class seemed to be amused by the two stoners walking in with trails of pink and bright yellow silly string all over them. but that i didnt care about. my teacher was instantly pissed and the battle between good and evil began. he seemed sure that he could convice me that silly string fights are not good ideas in college. of course i couldnt give up in this fight. he argued respect responsibilty and such. i argued fun and life and enjoyment. he argued the selfishness of fun at others expenses i responded "i think the only person embarrassed and harmed was me walking in a class covered in silly string and i dont care" he said some other shit like "THIS! is college" (like i havent been in college for two years now) and i told him "this is my art. a new collection. i call it delinquency" paul laughed. cant wait until next class. my goal is to get him to laugh and show he has a sense of humor. i think hes head will explode before i get that to happen.

i love you all. the doors are the shit and this girl from my work is going to let me borrow her boxset. life is good and you know what i may let negative people get me down sometimes people who tell me im selfish and immature and going nowhere and all this other shit but right about now fuck 'em all. only i know whats going on in my life and right now ive got my shit as together as its going to get for the time.

live it up. peace <3

ps- the moral of the story is: its just silly string.