About me.
My Wife Is My Prozac! OH and.... I go through friends like I go through cigarettes so if you have attachment issues, id advise for you to stay 3 feet back. Im also Characterized by excessive self-esteem!! I have a tendency to laugh off all the crap other people slash their wrists over. It's not a better way to handle situations, but I refuse to be disturbed on so many different levels. I keep Tylenol* Extra Strength in my car, courtsey of the wife, because I've learned that bad drivers with a combination of stupid people require a dependency on some sort of gelcap. I'll always look you in the eye but I'll never say a word to you. Let's keep it simple and sum things up how they really are: You'll enjoy my company a lot more then I'll enjoy yours. Born and raised in southern California, I have a new york edge and cocky smile. I've been known to pull the plug, cut the cable and tie the rope, I have no problem telling you that you're wrong. I've made mistakes that have become enemies, I've made enemies that have become best friends, I can pretty much take anything courtesy of my wit. Sure I could have been an attorney, lying in court and bluffing hard, or a jerk you walk alongside of on the street. And sure that's me honking my horn at you when your driving with your windows down, I'm sure you think you've figured me out based on what you've seen. Truth is, I don't need much to make me happy so don't supply me with your bull- when the parties over, you wont be in my bed. Yes I do have psychotic tendencies, I have photoshopped the perfect life- so don't come in the picture thinking you've reserved a spot.