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This entry is dedicated to Miya. I hope all goes well.
How to write a paper in five hours:
1. Prepare five pots of coffee: one for each hour
2. First hour - write your thesis, drink first pot of coffee
3. Plan out how your essay proves your thesis, you may want to write a summarizing sentence for each point you are going to make. *Make sure all your points are in different paragraphs
4. Second Hour - write your paragraphs to explain how your points explain thesis, drink second pot of coffee
5. Third Hour - Make your essay longer by using big words instead of short ones like:
- consequently instead of hence
- notwithstanding instead of but
- nevertheless instead of although
*drink third pot of coffee
6. Fourth Hour - Make your essay even longer by using LONG words like:
onomatopoeia, hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, antidisestablishmenterrianism, pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis and supercalifragilisticexpialidocious (yes! these are real words!) And drink fourth pot of coffee
7. Fifth Hour - Write a conclusion that summarizes your points without being too redundant and state how the thesis relates to everything else inthe world ... and drink fifth pot of coffe
8 Pat yourself on the back. You're done!
=)
How to write a paper in five hours:
1. Prepare five pots of coffee: one for each hour
2. First hour - write your thesis, drink first pot of coffee
3. Plan out how your essay proves your thesis, you may want to write a summarizing sentence for each point you are going to make. *Make sure all your points are in different paragraphs
4. Second Hour - write your paragraphs to explain how your points explain thesis, drink second pot of coffee
5. Third Hour - Make your essay longer by using big words instead of short ones like:
- consequently instead of hence
- notwithstanding instead of but
- nevertheless instead of although
*drink third pot of coffee
6. Fourth Hour - Make your essay even longer by using LONG words like:
onomatopoeia, hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, antidisestablishmenterrianism, pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis and supercalifragilisticexpialidocious (yes! these are real words!) And drink fourth pot of coffee
7. Fifth Hour - Write a conclusion that summarizes your points without being too redundant and state how the thesis relates to everything else inthe world ... and drink fifth pot of coffe
8 Pat yourself on the back. You're done!
=)