How to pass a test you're already late to
1. Run!!!
2. Find a bike rack and rub bicycle tires on the back of your t-shirt to show how determined you were to get to the test even though you got run over by a bike on the way there
3. Get to class and take the test, using the full time you were allotted
4. Turn in test - *If the professor refuses to take your test proceed to steps 5 and 6
5. Act totally taken aback and ask the professor indignantly "Do you know who I am??" When the professor says "No" reply "Good!" and quickly shove your test into the middle of the pile of completed tests.
6 Run!!!
Just a pre-tip for all you guys just starting school. =) I miss all you UC AND CSU AND Michigan AND SDU AND American AND USC people! =P
2. Find a bike rack and rub bicycle tires on the back of your t-shirt to show how determined you were to get to the test even though you got run over by a bike on the way there
3. Get to class and take the test, using the full time you were allotted
4. Turn in test - *If the professor refuses to take your test proceed to steps 5 and 6
5. Act totally taken aback and ask the professor indignantly "Do you know who I am??" When the professor says "No" reply "Good!" and quickly shove your test into the middle of the pile of completed tests.
6 Run!!!
Just a pre-tip for all you guys just starting school. =) I miss all you UC AND CSU AND Michigan AND SDU AND American AND USC people! =P