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Um.. Today is big bro's birthday! And I was going to make a drawing for him, but I can't decide which one to give to him.. They're all of unicorns though, because I wanted to draw the cute one I've seen on the communicator! [ A giggle. ] So.. can someone maybe help me decide which one is the best to give to him?
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I JUST
I CAN'T EVEN
YOU ARE REALLY FUCKING DEDICATED TO THIS UNICORN THING AREN'T YOU?
[Hi Nanako. The unicorn is now galloping around in a circle, utterly gleeful!]
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Oh, there you are again..! Did you come because of my drawings?
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[It whinnies and continues its running! And... oh my goodness, is that a tiny fence? Is it going to jump it?!
IT IS?!]
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B-be careful, mister unicorn!
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[The unicorn leaps over the fence in a shower of sparkles!]
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Good job! I knew you could do it!
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[The unicorn prances! Delight!]
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WHY THE FUCK AM I HERE TALKING TO SOME NOOKSLURPING TOOL WHO THINKS I'M A FUCKING UNICORN?
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, WHY THE IN THE EVERLOVING FUCK ARE YOU DOING THIS?
[A sparkle emits from the top of the unicorn's horn.]
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I COULD PUT OUT FIRE WITH THIS SHIT.
THAT'S HOW MUCH VOMIT TALKING TO YOU MAKES ME PRODUCE.
[And now it chases the sparkle around the field!]
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I wish you could talk so you could tell me which picture of you you like best, mister unicorn.
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FUCK.
JUST FUCK OFF.
OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT.
I AM FUCKING DONE HERE.
SAYONARA, YOU BARFPUPPET CROTCHDROPPING.
FUCK YOU.
FUCKING.
FUCK.
YOU.
[The unicorn comes right up to the camera.
It nuzzles it.]
carcinoGeneticist ceased trolling Nanako Dojima.
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