ONE-UPSMANSHIP
Oh, so Precto here thinks he can covert you all to the Tsukihime side with his "dancing maids" and "sad Sacchin's".
But I have a fandom that has things his dosen't have!
LOTS OF CHARACTERS!
LOTS OF MEMES!
LOTS OF MUSIC REMIXES
LOTS OF BULLETS!
And these things:
...Actually, you're better off without them. BUT WHATEVER.
Behold the power of Touhou Project. Here's the wiki. Here's a Let's Play. Youtube videos are everywhere.
And now, for introductions:
Characters at Mayfield Already
Reimu Hakurei
- The main character.
- Grumpy miko
- Bets vampires, ghosts, demons and gods. The has them over for tea.
- ARMPITS
Marisa Kirisame
- The other main character.
- Can fire GIANT LASERS
- Steals your precious things.
Alice Margatroid
- Not a main character, but might as well be.
- Likes her dolls/puppets.
- Is not a tsundere, despite what the flash videos say.
Cirno
- THE STRONGEST ice fairy
- Is an idiot.
- Not a main character eithier, but you'd never notice...
Patchouli Knowledge
- 100+ year old witch.
- Likes her books
- Major health problems.
Flandre Scarlet
- Vampire
- CRAZY POWERFUL VAMPIRE
- U.N. Owen was her?
Wriggle Nightbug
- Insect girl.
- Dresses like a guy.
- Antenna.
Tewi Inaba
- Prankster rabbit.
- DON'T BELIEVE HER LIES.
- Gives good luck.
Reisen Udongein Inaba
- Moon rabbit
- Can alter YOUR MIND yet is the sane one.
- Not a useless fanservice bunny, but does get picked on.
Eirin Yagokoro
- Doctor from THE MOON
- Can cure anything.
- May be mad.
Kaguya Houraisan
- Based off a real Japanese legend.
- Immortal moon princess.
- Not a NEET.
Yuka Kazami
- Controls plants.
- If you see her, run away screaming.
- Youkai moe.
Sanae Kotiya
- Player-2 Miko
- Is a good girl.
- YOUKAI HUNTING IS RATHER FUN.
Kanako Yasaka
- A god.
- Runs on faith.
- Not a guncannon.
Yuugi Hoshiguma
- An oni.
- Extremely strong
- HER SAKE NOT EVEN DROP.
We are even lucky to get characters who are either nameless midbosses or from the old PC-98 games no-one remembers!
Daiyousei
- "Great Fairy"
- Actually got a cameo in an official work
- Hangs out with Cirno.
Yumeko
- Third Maid of Touhou
- Throws swords.
- Works for...
Shinki
- Goddess of demon's world.
- Alice's mom.
- Her ponytail is idiot hair.
Whew!
Characters we'd like to see!
Rumia
- Shadow youkai
- "Is that so?"
- Don't pull off that ribbon.
Hong Meiling
- Chinese girl.
- Martial artist.
- Please remember her name.
Sakuya Iyazoi
- Fourth maid of Touhou, and the only one cared about.
- Stops time.
- ZA WARUDO!
Remilia Scarlet
- Vampire.
- Lies about being a descendent of Dracula.
- Swells with charisma!
Youmu Konpaku
- Half ghost (wut?)
- Samurai-esque half ghost.
- Myon.
Yuyuko Saigyouji
- Ghost princess.
- Manipulates DEATH
- Eats everything.
Yukari Yakumo
- Practically a main character.
- Beware her border hax.
- Troll.
Suika Ibuki
- Loli oni.
- Always drunk
- CAN GROW.
Mystia Lorelei
- Song bird.
- Runs a lamprey scam...er, stand operation.
- Don't eat her.
Fujiwara no Mokou
- Kaguya's immortal rival.
- Feel free to kill her.
- But she rises like the phoenix.
Aya Shameimaru
- Tengu news reporter.
- Will try to get pictures.
- No-one else knows what she does with them
Nitori Kawashito
- Kappa!
- Gadgeteer genius.
- Is not covering a bald spot.
Suwako Moriya
- Frog god.
- That hat.
- THAT HAT.
Rinnosuke Morichika
- The one guy.
- Runs a store.
- The one guy.
Mima
- You can say she's Marisa's *puts on sunglasses* EX-boss
- No-one remembers her.
- AT LEAST SACCHIN'S IN THE FIGHTING GAMES
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US!
But I have a fandom that has things his dosen't have!
LOTS OF CHARACTERS!
LOTS OF MEMES!
LOTS OF MUSIC REMIXES
LOTS OF BULLETS!
And these things:
...Actually, you're better off without them. BUT WHATEVER.
Behold the power of Touhou Project. Here's the wiki. Here's a Let's Play. Youtube videos are everywhere.
And now, for introductions:
Characters at Mayfield Already
Reimu Hakurei
- The main character.
- Grumpy miko
- Bets vampires, ghosts, demons and gods. The has them over for tea.
- ARMPITS
Marisa Kirisame
- The other main character.
- Can fire GIANT LASERS
- Steals your precious things.
Alice Margatroid
- Not a main character, but might as well be.
- Likes her dolls/puppets.
- Is not a tsundere, despite what the flash videos say.
Cirno
- THE STRONGEST ice fairy
- Is an idiot.
- Not a main character eithier, but you'd never notice...
Patchouli Knowledge
- 100+ year old witch.
- Likes her books
- Major health problems.
Flandre Scarlet
- Vampire
- CRAZY POWERFUL VAMPIRE
- U.N. Owen was her?
Wriggle Nightbug
- Insect girl.
- Dresses like a guy.
- Antenna.
Tewi Inaba
- Prankster rabbit.
- DON'T BELIEVE HER LIES.
- Gives good luck.
Reisen Udongein Inaba
- Moon rabbit
- Can alter YOUR MIND yet is the sane one.
- Not a useless fanservice bunny, but does get picked on.
Eirin Yagokoro
- Doctor from THE MOON
- Can cure anything.
- May be mad.
Kaguya Houraisan
- Based off a real Japanese legend.
- Immortal moon princess.
- Not a NEET.
Yuka Kazami
- Controls plants.
- If you see her, run away screaming.
- Youkai moe.
Sanae Kotiya
- Player-2 Miko
- Is a good girl.
- YOUKAI HUNTING IS RATHER FUN.
Kanako Yasaka
- A god.
- Runs on faith.
- Not a guncannon.
Yuugi Hoshiguma
- An oni.
- Extremely strong
- HER SAKE NOT EVEN DROP.
We are even lucky to get characters who are either nameless midbosses or from the old PC-98 games no-one remembers!
Daiyousei
- "Great Fairy"
- Actually got a cameo in an official work
- Hangs out with Cirno.
Yumeko
- Third Maid of Touhou
- Throws swords.
- Works for...
Shinki
- Goddess of demon's world.
- Alice's mom.
- Her ponytail is idiot hair.
Whew!
Characters we'd like to see!
Rumia
- Shadow youkai
- "Is that so?"
- Don't pull off that ribbon.
Hong Meiling
- Chinese girl.
- Martial artist.
- Please remember her name.
Sakuya Iyazoi
- Fourth maid of Touhou, and the only one cared about.
- Stops time.
- ZA WARUDO!
Remilia Scarlet
- Vampire.
- Lies about being a descendent of Dracula.
- Swells with charisma!
Youmu Konpaku
- Half ghost (wut?)
- Samurai-esque half ghost.
- Myon.
Yuyuko Saigyouji
- Ghost princess.
- Manipulates DEATH
- Eats everything.
Yukari Yakumo
- Practically a main character.
- Beware her border hax.
- Troll.
Suika Ibuki
- Loli oni.
- Always drunk
- CAN GROW.
Mystia Lorelei
- Song bird.
- Runs a lamprey scam...er, stand operation.
- Don't eat her.
Fujiwara no Mokou
- Kaguya's immortal rival.
- Feel free to kill her.
- But she rises like the phoenix.
Aya Shameimaru
- Tengu news reporter.
- Will try to get pictures.
- No-one else knows what she does with them
Nitori Kawashito
- Kappa!
- Gadgeteer genius.
- Is not covering a bald spot.
Suwako Moriya
- Frog god.
- That hat.
- THAT HAT.
Rinnosuke Morichika
- The one guy.
- Runs a store.
- The one guy.
Mima
- You can say she's Marisa's *puts on sunglasses* EX-boss
- No-one remembers her.
- AT LEAST SACCHIN'S IN THE FIGHTING GAMES
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US!