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[doudemoe]

 the KISS AND TELL meme

Rules:

1. Characters feel compelled to shout their various escapades/adventures/secrets at people.
2. Other characters respond ICly.
3. ???
4. Profit only if you acquire proper blackmail material in the process.

Comments

[puzzlerprince]

I once... I once slipped into one of Selina's old leather catsuits when she wasn't around. Just to see what it was like.

[poisonivyforyou]

And you took pictures, I hope.

[aka pics or it didn't happen]

[puzzlerprince]

I hadn't thought to bring a camera with me. Foolish, really, considering that this had happened we were on a trip to Italy together.

[buildstherobots]

What was it like?

[puzzlerprince]

It was... interesting. Not quite as form-fitting as I had expected, but it felt... pleasant.

[buildstherobots]

Well, it wasn't designed for your form. It wouldn't fit properly.

[puzzlerprince]

Still, it was a refreshing change of pace. The feel of leather as opposed to lycra, that is.

[brbgoing2russia]

Wow. Okay, so I totally just felt like puking a little, but this is actually pretty great.

I am so telling everyone about this.

[puzzlerprince]

You are doing no such thing.

[brbgoing2russia]

I so am! First thing I'm doing if we ever get back home. I'm sending a mass email to everyone in Oracle's database.

[puzzlerprince]

I'm warning you, you little brat. You'll keep quiet about this or else...

[uranophobe]

... Oh, Edward, you didn't. [SON I AM DISAPPOINT]

[puzzlerprince]

What?

[Are you seriously judging him, Sassy Gay Friend?]

[uranophobe]

[EDDIE YOU ARE A STUPID BITCH]

I assume this story ends with her viciously murdering you.

[puzzlerprince]

Close.

It ends with her violently throwing me out of her hotel room and locking the door.

[uranophobe]

What were you even doing in her hotel room in the first place?