In this meme, your character is roleplaying as another Mayfield character. The catch is, you don't need to say who you're roleplaying as; instead, you can let everyone else guess
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America, big bad Germany is trying to hurt me! Please please save me! Even though I'm still going to be arrogant and act like I'm better than you and never even say thank you!
Oh, sure, I'll save you because I'm such a hero! Just give me a year or two, give or take, while you're busy holding the line while I munch on my hamburgers in isolation because I'm such a lardy idiot who just talks to whales and aliens with no substantial brain at all.
America, thanks for sending me so much money to help me, but it's just not enough! We can't do anything by ourselves in Europe, even though we totally didn't listen to you about all the stuff you wanted to do after our first stupid war. So please, please come clean up all our messes and solve all our problems for us again!
But I'm still going to say you're a lardy git and pretend I don't like you while I take your money and rely on your help! Because I'm a pathetic old man who doesn't have any friends aside from magical unicorns!
Oh, it's no problem, for sending money because you were in the war and bombarded for an even longer amount of time than my fat idiotic self! Yes, my ideas after the first war was utterly brilliant, so brilliant that I didn't even ratify it! I'm such a bloody genius!
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear the rest because I was eating a hamburger because I have a bloody hamburger for a brain and I'm just immensely jealous that I can't see the unicorns who are pretty and lovely and are so very nice and kind and have soft silky manes that I will never know about because I'm not pure enough.
Look at me, I'm America, and I only know my own name! I'm an arrogant git who believes I'm a bloody wonderful hero! And can never understand the beauty of fairies and my disbelief is the very rotting thing that's making them disappear because I'm a fucking insensitive arsehole.
Oooh, I'm England! Boo hoo, I'm sad because my fairy friends are all gone and I'm going to blame America for it, even though they probably really left because they got tired of me always thinking I'm better than them because I'm older and telling them what to do.
I'm fucking America, and the fairies wouldn't leave anyway because someone gave them protection and fought bloody wars for them and bought them beautiful mathematical textbooks and took care of them so they wouldn't grow up and leave and grow up to be some thick blighter and--and-- I used to be so much cuter when I was bloody younger.
I'm never drinking again. Why doesn't anyone looooooooove me???
[cries like a little girl]
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What was that again, En... Eng... Belize? You want some fatty greasy hamburgers? Well, gee golly, I would be happy to be oblige!
[munches on hamburgers]
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Oh wait, that was a rock. Silly me. You can tell because rocks are tastier.
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America, big bad Germany is trying to hurt me! Please please save me! Even though I'm still going to be arrogant and act like I'm better than you and never even say thank you!
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[munch munch munch]
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But I'm still going to say you're a lardy git and pretend I don't like you while I take your money and rely on your help! Because I'm a pathetic old man who doesn't have any friends aside from magical unicorns!
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I'm sorry, I couldn't hear the rest because I was eating a hamburger because I have a bloody hamburger for a brain and I'm just immensely jealous that I can't see the unicorns who are pretty and lovely and are so very nice and kind and have soft silky manes that I will never know about because I'm not pure enough.
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I don't even have any friends because I'm such a jerk even imaginary fairies don't like me! So I'll just cry and drink all the time!
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