Tales of the Spares III
Hey, everyone. As promised, here is Tales of the Spares III, about a girl named Bathilda Granger.
By Generation B I knew how to avoid firstborn syndrome, so no more clones! Yay! However two thirds of the B kids were nice point defecient. Belvina, the heiress, had one, and Bathilda, called Baby until college because she was the youngest, had three. The girls' brother Baron had ten, but I hate him so I don't care. Mean women...wimpy men...just like real life. Heh.
Bathida had a weird personality. Mean. Extremely outgoing. Sloppy. Playful. Therefore I said she had the personality of a rabid animal. It wants to play with you before it rips your face off messily in broad daylight. Good times.
There was a funny series of pictures involving Bathilda as a child hitting Baron, her teenage brother, with a baseball playing a "friendly" game of catch. He'd be all "Hey, don't throw so hard!" And she goes "Hey, I have three nice points and you're a wuss." Then she impaled him in the fence as he tried to duck away. Quote: "Dammit, Baby, you impaled me in the fence again!!" And she has a look of innocence. Like butter wouldn't melt in her mouth.
There was also a picture of child Bathilda with a fence going through her body as she stared placidly at her sister. It was scary.
She became a Pleasure Sim. I found it appropriate. She didn't graduate college until Generation D, because I'm lazy and she failed a semester visiting campus for a bonsai.
At the family Greek House, Sorority of Death, Bathilda dated a college boy/S o' D member Kennedy, who was engaged to Bathilda's friend Candence, aka Candy, who had graduated. Major plot point. She caught him kissing floozy/dormie/S o' D member/future mother of Generation D Marion and ended their relationship.
After she graduated, she moved into her own place. Bathilda's Party Palace. Formerly the Fiesta Fortess, the little party-hearty house that comes with Celebration Stuff. She's been chilling. Boolprop.com was having a New Year's Screenshot contest, so Bathilda threw a party. I foolishly invited Baron. And because he sucks the party was a horrible disaster and Bathilda made a sadface at me. NOBODY MAKES BATHILDA MAKE SADFACES!!!
She never married and never will. She's not the type.
She became one of my favorite spares, because she was a true Pleasure Sim, always rolling up wants to do fun things. She was very fond of playing guitar and taking pictures in photobooths. She wanders around Sahara Valley and one time stayed in the main lot playing chess for hours. No joke.
See ya around! Hopefully I can play tomorrow. Next update should be late this month or maybe early February.
~June