Hilarious Middle Names are Hilarious
Hi, everyone!
Do you remember in Chapter 38, where Andrew and Belladonna's respective middle names were used for the lulz? If you've forgotten Bella's was Clarice and Andrew's was Quincy. LOL! But anyway, that got me thinking about middle names. I'd given some to the H kids, so I decided to go through the generations and give all my born-in-game Simmies middle names for your pleasures. Some I couldn't think of good names, or some did not deserve middle names. But for the others, they've all been middle named. Also, I gave the reasoning behind each middle name, or noted if it was just random. Enjoy!
Generation A
Arianna- Kendra. (Why Kendra? Well, I went back to her namesake, Dumbledore's little sister Ariana. Heaven knows why I added the extra "n". And Kendra was Dumbledore's mother, and in the books Kendra was the one responsible for caring for Arianna most of the time. So that's why Kendra.)
Aberforth- Percival. (As I had for Arianna, I went back to the Dumbledores for this name as well. Percival was Dumbledore's father, and one of Albus's middle names. FYI, I know his full name: Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore.)
Araminta- Amber. (Well, I was thinking of tigers, and they have amber-colored eyes. Thus, Araminta Amber. Plus it sounded cool.)
Generation B
Belvina- Marie. (Sounded cool.)
Baron- ? (Does not deserve anything ever.)
Bathilda- Rita. (In the books Rita Skeeter tricked old Bathilda Bagshot into spilling secrets about Dumbledore. So there's a link.)
Abbey Thayer- Violet. (Meadow seemed the type to give her daughter a flower name.)
Generation C
Charlie- Norbert. (Charlie Weasley worked with dragons, including Hagrid's Norwegian Ridgeback Norbert.)
Celestina- Rebecca. (Sounded cool.)
Carlotta- Fuchsia. (Carlotta's namesake's last name is Pinkstone, and fuchsia is a shade of pink.)
(For the kids with spell names I didn't bother with middle names. That means Avada, Kedavra, Expecto, Patronum, Wingardium, Leviosa, Reducto, Reparo, Glacius, and Alohomora.)
Generation D
Daisy- Dottie. (Daisy's namesake's last name is Dotteridge.)
Dennis- Colin. (Dennis's namesake's brother was Colin. The Creevey brothers, yesh?)
Derek- Leo. (He was a Leo? I guess?)
Dirk- Hat. (...he was...the one with the hat...)
Dolores- Jane. (Dolores's namesake's middle name was the same.)
Druella- Rose. (Sounded cool. Also Druella's the nice, sweet one.)
Davy- ? (I got nothin'.)
Dean- Don. (Romance Sim...I was really reaching here.)
Demelza- Robin. (Dem's namesake's last name was Robbins.)
Draco- Robert. (To match Robin. Must...not...type..."Bobbert"...!!)
Generation E
Emmeline- Cacciota. (It's a cheese! Daisy let Goopy pick the middle name, perhaps unwisely.)
Elladora- Elizabeth. (Sensible, sounds like something Dolores would pick.)
Eileen- Lily. (Eileen's namesake was Snape's mother, and now her middle name is the one person Snape ever loved. Hmm, maybe I should have put a spoiler warning on this post.)
Scorpia- Daphne. (In Harry Potter, Daphne was Astoria Greengrass's sister who introduced Astoria and Draco Malfoy.)
Pollux- Castor. (Pollux's namesake is one of the twins of Gemini, Castor is the other.)
Generation F
Fleur- Isabelle. (Fleur's namesake's actual middle name.)
Felix- Felicis. (Felix's named for the potion Felix Felicis, or liquid luck.)
Fred- James. (In the Harry Potter movies, Fred Weasley's played by a guy named James Phelps.)
Brie- Ricotta. (It's a cheese! Yes, her name is Brie Ricotta Granger. Cause that's not weird.)
Gerard- Arthur. (Gerard's namesake is obviously Gerard Way, whose actual middle name is Arthur.)
Klaus- Liam. (In the awful A Series of Unfortunate Events movie, Klaus was played by Liam SomelastnameIdon'tremember.)
Roxanne- Jasmine. (Sounded cool.)
Malachi- Marvin. (In the amazing Making Fiends webshow, there were two characters named Malachi and Marvin. So yeah.)
Delilah- Samantha. (Sounded cool.)
Joshua- Adam. (Sounded cool.)
Generation G
Ginny- Molly. (real!Ginny's middle name.)
George- Oliver. (Same deal as Fred; the actor is Oliver Phelps.)
Gabrielle- Angelica. (Same deal as Fred and George; the actress who plays Gabrielle Delacour is Angelica Something-or-other-probably-French.)
Viola- Anne. (When I saw "Twelfth Night," where I got Viola's name from the heroine, Viola was played by Anne Hathaway, who was utterly amazing.)
Rosaline- Juliet. (Irony! Rosaline is from "Romeo & Juliet" and was Romeo's love interest before he met Juliet.)
Generation H
Harry- James. (Should be obvious.)
Mimi- Lydia. (Lydia was one of Elizabeth Bennett's annoying petty sisters in "Pride and Prejudice." In the cool zombie version Elizabeth has a fantasy about chopping off her head with a katana.)
Helena- Lee. (The song "Helena" for whom Helena is named is about Gerard and Mikey Way's grandmother whose middle name was Lee. Lee is also the middle name of Gerard's daughter Bandit. ^_^)
Kelly- Fern. (Holding steady with the shades of green theme.)
Mint- Lime. (Holding steady with the weird version of the shades of green theme.)
Alchem- Palladium. (It's a semiprecious metal. Gold was stupid.)
Generation I
Imperius- Nancy. (Sounded cool.)
Isla- Claire. (Sounded cool.)
Ignotus- Marvolo. (Marvolo Gaunt and therefore Voldemort are descended from the Peverells. Ignotus's namesake was a Peverell. Not Voldemort's ancestor, though.)
Imago- Cassandra. (...;)...)
Inigo- Chroniclus. (See above.)
Faith- Joy. (Faith and joy just go together.)
Knox- Simon. (Mimi seemed the type.)
And that's that! Hope you got some lols. Hopefully I'll get my Sim Scenes up soon too.
Quote of the Day: "You see, life is like a basketball. It goes up and down, and it's controlled by people who are taller and make more money than you."
~June