Andrew's Unpossible BC! -Day Three-
Hi, everyone!
Because of Exchange borkiness, Day Three of Andrew's Unpossible BC has been a long time coming. I'm so mad at myself, because Day Three was done BEFORE the Exchange started borking, and I could have uploaded it. But I didn't because I didn't know the Exchange would fall to pieces. Good news, though, we got another update from Maxoid_Drea, who says they're working on it. Whatever that means.
But I digress! On with the BC!
Welcome back to Andrew's Unpossible BC! It is Day Three, the day of the first high noon elimination. Currently, there is one contestant who is seriously lagging in scores.
And that contestant is Jane.
"She's gonna miss the kissing."
Probably.
The house anxiously awaits high noon.
Jules: "Logically, Jane's doomed."
“Also, Sarah, I’ve been meaning to talk to you. Back off from my test subject, okay? I am conducting a thesis and you are contaminating my data.”
“Yeah, right, Jules! I know you want Andrew all to yourself, but I actually think he’s sweet. He said he’d make my every day a dream date!”
“You are contaminating my data. Refrain from doing so or I will be forced to take serious action.”
Ladies, ladies, please! Enough! It’s Andrew, for pity’s sake!
Jane! Why are you smiling?! You're going to be eliminated! Interact with the bachelor!
"...Nah."
But--!
"Your whatever-it-is for the losers can't be that bad!"
Yes it can!
"Yeah, Jane, there's definitely something up with your kidneys."
"I thought so. Thanks for checking, Lucy!"
What in the name of all that is good and holy IS this?!
The girls sat in six lined-up fluffy pink chairs.
Andrew: "Ugh. Disgusting."
They were on tenterhooks, wondering who would be the first elimination.
"Alright, girls, it's noon on Day Three. This means it is time for the first elimination."
"As much as I'd like to woohoo all of you, I'm only supposed to choose one girl. And so along the way five of you will leave."
"And today, the girl who is going home, the girl with the lowest score, is..."
"...Jane."
"Well, I expected this. It's all because of that poker table!"
"Now, Jane, you get the losers' package. A house and your freedom. You'll be a placeholder."
"Eh. That's not too bad."
"She's going to miss the kissing," Lucy remarked.
Everyone waited for a moment, for the big losers' prize that I had promised. Nothing happened.
"Bye, everyone!" Jane said, leaving the pink and frilly Bachelor Pad.
Everyone waved and resumed their usual activites.
"Well, that was anti-climatic." Lucy said. "Nothing happened! I guess it was all a bluff. Still, I'm sure I could justify making June an obsessed stalker in my Legacy somehow."
"I think she just wrote you a bad pun for revenge," Jules said.
"Dammit, so she did."
Liv made a face. "It's just...I could have sworn I..."
"What?" Lucy inquired.
"Nothing. It's silly. But I could have sworn..."
Behind you, Lucy, is a triumph. This is like the first interaction besides the meal conversations Andrew's had with anyone!
"I guess Sarah's not backing off."
So Jane leaves the house with a relationship of 8 with Andrew. She was friends with Lucy, but no one else.
Jane arrived at her new home. It was bright and cheery, not too large, not too small. It was a good house.
"That wasn't too bad," she said to herself, turning the key and opening the door. "I mean, I didn't even have to do the hot tub dates!"
So for a few hours she studied, ignoring the welcome wagon of Bluewater playables heart-barfing each other.
"Hmm. I wonder what's on," Jane said, relaxing on her new couch. "Oh, yay! Giant Servo Destroys Stuff is on! I love this show!"
"Hey, is that Bella Goth?" Jane laughed when a new show, Super Justice League of Captain Heroes Versus The Super Evil Legion of Criminal Masterminds, came on.
She admitted to herself: she kind of missed the wacky antics at Bachelor Pad.
She went to sleep, oddly exhausted.
Rain ran against the windows.
When Jane awoke in the morning, it was still raining. She yawned.
"Wow, I fell asleep on the couch? Man, why am I so tired?" she wondered to herself.
"Urp! I don't feel so good," she mumbled, holding her stomach.
And suddenly, a tiny bump appeared!
"What in the--?!"
"JUNE!"
Yes?
"THIS is the losers' prize?! How did this even happen? I never woohooed anyone!"
Well, before you left, I boolprop-impregnated you with Andrew's spawn!"
"WHAT?!"
I told you to take the losers' prize seriously! I bet you wished to talked to Andrew more now, huh?
"I don't wanna be a single mother! And I hate that pervy jerk!"
Heyyy, that pervy jerk is my son!
"I'm taking my Simself off the Internet, I swear."
Hey, you know what? Having his kid might put him into aspiration failure!
"Well, that lessens the pain a bit."
Insert comment about Saturn's rings here...
"ARGH! I take it back, I take it all back, nothing lessens the pain! ARRRRGHHH..."
Hey, you sound like a pirate!
"NOT HELPING!"
And so Jane delivers a baby boy. He has S2 and black hair, like Andrew, but Jane's gray eyes.
"What shall I name him?"
Well, all the losers' babies will be named after Sims from their respective Legacies. So your son is named Joseph.
Joseph is a second-generation spare in Jane's A Desjardine Family Legacy. Joseph's current situation is rather bleak, his wife with a troubled past has run off and left him with three young children. Oh, bless his little spare soul, poor dear.
I think the real Joseph had black hair and gray eyes, too, how weird is that? Jane, correct me if I'm wrong!
As a Family Sim, Jane is a good mother. She dotes on little Joseph.
And here he is as a tot! He has Jane's nose, isn't he a cutie? Joseph is a Leo like Andrew, 5/9/5/5/7. He has his father's outgoingness and Jane's nice points, but otherwise very balanced.
All they do is roll wants to be with each other. It's very sweet.
After learning how to walk and talk, Joseph is aged up to child. I still think he's cute.
And with that, let's head off to Bachelor Pad for the remainder of Day Three!
Yay for free will interactions! Sarah is currently in third place on the scorecard. And feathers fly into the buffet!
"Mom, how come there's vegetables and dip right there but we can't eat them?"
...I don't know. One of the many madnesses of Maxis. On to the hot tubs!
>.<
Yeah...Andrew's got ten outgoing points. So, um, beware?
"So, ladies--"
Andrew, anything you say right now will get me banned4lyfe.
Guess who makes it into Andrew's tub today!
"Ooh--!"
Silence, Reaper spawn! Sarah, Steph, and Jules all make it. This should be interesting: the current first-placer and the two girls who actually like him.
Lucy and Liv are left solo in the other tub. Liv's none too pleased, though.
"Grrr."
"What did I ever do to you?!"
Sarah starts off the conversation.
"Andrew, I'm a big fan of the theatre! I mean, I love seeing plays; dramas and musicals and everything!"
"Well, Sarah, plays are fine but I prefer books. I mean, growing up I could never get away from Harry Potter."
"Your favorite series?"
"Um, no, my mother's a rabid fangirl and pretty much everyone in my hometown is named after characters."
"Ah."
Jules: "Fascinating! And how did that affect your psyche?"
"Um, I don't know?"
"Books are fine, but I really hate art."
"What?! How can you not appreciate Monet and Van Gogh?"
"How can you not appreciate swim trunks?"
"Touche."
"So anyway, it's very sunny out."
Andrew and Sarah: "Ughhh!"
Jules: "Yes, the patterns of weather are quite fascinating!"
Andrew and Sarah: "Ughhh!"
"So, Andrew, I am looking forward to the kissing. Day Six will surely have interesting notes in my log!"
Sarah: "Tramp."
"I'm looking forward to the kissing, too! Too bad I'll only get to kiss a couple of you. And only woohoo one of you."
That's nice, hun.
Sarah: "Personally, I hate the world. We should all move to Mars and blow up Earth for fun."
Steph: "Negative relationship points for you, sadist."
Sarah: "And global warming's phooey. Long live the city!"
Jules: "Well, statistical data shows that--"
Sarah: "Statistical data shows that you're too smart. Hussy."
Jules: "What?! I only mentioned Day Six ONCE!"
Sarah: "Man-stealer."
I repeat: It's Andrew we're talking about!
"Moar books nao?"
Andrew: "Spatula!"
Steph: "I'm outta here."
"So, Andrew, I have picked out my dress for the wedding once I win."
"Jules! You're not going to win! I am!"
Neither of you are in the lead!
Andrew: "Uh, wedding?"
Sarah: "Day Six!"
Jules: "Harlot."
After the hot tub dates, we have the single chats.
"Blah blah blah and-- you're not listening to a single word I'm saying, are you."
"Bikini..."
"Siiigh."
"Look, Andrew, this is kinda crazy, but I'm almost starting to like you!"
"I already like you and your bikini, Sarah."
"Aww, that's so--! Wait, what?"
The chat goes over well with Sarah.
The chat with Lucy also goes well. Lucy is currently in second place. And she has an evil plot to rob Andrew of the woohoo due to him on Day Seven.
"Still?!"
"I don't like you!"
The chat with Steph doesn't go well.
"But swine flu IS real! We're all gonna die! SWINE!"
"Yawn. Save it for the nuclear apocalypse."
"And Sims 3 isn't that bad!"
"BEGONE FROM MY PRESENCE!"
Gotta agree with Andrew on this one, Steph. :P
The chat with Jules goes nicely. Yay!
"So, Andrew, growing up around Harry Potter constantly also somehow developed your need for lovers and woohoo. This factors in interestingly to my thesis."
"Jules, actually I--"
"I'm sure you'll love to read my thesis when I'm done!"
"...Is that like nerd innuendo?"
"Um, no, not at all, I just want you to read my completed thesis. You know, read? Words on a page?"
"Darn."
Liv, who, with the elimination of Jane, is currently in last place, also has a nice little conversation with Andrew.
"Yeah, I had to sit in a hot tub with Lucy, and I was all like 'Grrr!' and you know why."
"Uh, actually, no, I don't."
"Oh, well. Because I don't either, really."
"Well, Andrew, it's 6 AM. Time for the scores?"
"I guess so."
Great! Here are the scores for Day Three:
Sarah has jumped ahead to first place with 103 points!
Behind her is former first-placer Steph with 101 points.
Lucy's in third with 82.
Jules, despite her liking for Andrew, has 63 points.
And rounding out the scores is Liv with 53 points.
Well, that's it! Hope you guys enjoyed Day Three!
Argh, that took like two hours. Damn you, Exchange! WOOOORK!
~June