DEAR THANKSGIVING, YOU BORE ME
i give thanks to photoshop for making ugly girls almost pretty.
while hiding in my room from scary grandmas that yell at "danny"(she thinks my name is danny?) to get her "the cat", i take pictures of myself. LAME. that picture is me hearing scary things outside my door i think.
oh, also during my hideout, i express my feelings for this wonderous day of thanks through my
(just for the record, my record that is, my mom made me a pumpkin pie with egg substitutes and maple syrup and all these weird alternative things, and she made green bean casserole with soymilk, it was SO nice of her.)
i really look forward to the next couple of days.
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"NO GRANDMA DO NOT FEED MY CAT YOUR GREEN BEANS IT DOES NOT WANT THEM"