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[junders]

Someone didn't appreciate my April fools. Apparently, pretending that I realised I'm straight just isn't funny. Nor is saying that Charles is switching to Labour. Or that I plan to work for Paddy again. Or saying I've eaten all the kitkats - you'd think it would make him more grateful for them.

Ah well, off to work, whoopie cushions, tacs and clingfilm in hand.