002, otomen

Mar 29, 2011 23:18

So, Kazu had the nerve to call me an otomen today.

I am not an otomen.

I might like sweets, but I am not an otomen because:

I am not a sweet innocent maiden. I totally make fun of people for being sweet and innocent, because it is adorable and fun to exploit.
I am might like sweets, but I cannot bake and do not own a frilly apron unlike some people that I know are reading this.
I like cute things, but my room is not covered in them. My room is sensible and masculine, thank you very much. It is not decorated in pastels, and it is not full of adorable stuffed animals (even though I think stuffed animals are cute and have a box of them in my attic).
I am not crafty. I am clever, sure, but I do not make crafts. That could damage my fingers, and I take baseball too seriously.
I like sports. Otomen do not like sports. Otomen do not like getting sweaty.

To sum up, I am not an otomen. It does not matter if you think I am pretty, or that I like sweet things, or that I think cute things are cute (because cute things are obviously cute, and if you deny that then you are just wrong).

Riou, you'll back me up on this, right? I am not a delicate maiden flower. Tell him that I am not a delicate maiden flower!

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