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Jesus Christ in a sidecar. My internet is defunk'ed. And by that, I mean not funky. Which is not good. But also defunct, because I'm the pun-master. Anyways, how is everyone? Not that anyone actually posts (Matt says this is a good place to throw in a 'bastards' so...), bastards. But you all read mine, so there. I'm on the library computer. My power is also out at my house. So my internets down, the power is out, my cell phone reception sucks, we can't get DSL or cable, I learned recently because "our area is not available for coverage." No available for coverage my ass. Fucking Bellsouth. Asshole. Shit. Bastards. (-Matt)
Anyways, Matt is here with me. This chick he like's name is Peace. That's pretty hippy. Don't hurt her, Spencer.
Man, the library is really quiet. I want to use up every bit of time I have (35 more minutes).
Gauntlet Legends is really fun. I'm a blue Valkyrie, Matt is a green archer (because he's a pansy), but right now we're both yellow Jackels. What the hell is a jackel? And why does it throw balls of light from a staff? That game is pretty bitchin.
I really wish I could work on my website. It makes me sad to have no internet. I am so technologically dependent. *weep*
Two days ago I saw a car with a bumper sticker on it and on the sticker was leet speak. I am still currently hunting that little jerk down. Leet speak is so stoopid I can't even write it in leet speak when I type leet speak. And 'leet' is a stoopid word. Stoooooopid. God, I am so tire and bored and hot.
I have limited time so I'm cutting this survey down to the questions I like the most.
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
Green Day.
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
April Labing. I mean Avril Lavigne or Lavengea or Lavagina or however the fuck you spell it. Damn Canadian.
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind of sandwich do you have?
Tuna with oreos
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once (they will never call you).
Angelina Jolie. I mean, she's like a man and a woman, black and white, tall and short, blonde and brunette, she's kinda like god.
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Germany or Japan
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another $100. What do you spend it on?
plushies
11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice.
I climb aboard her "starship" and head for the sky.
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
I'm hot and so is everyone else, so let's just make the love (unless we share DNA)
15. What is your favorite expletive?
asswhore
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
Utilize all the skills I learned from Scooby Doo
17. Your house is on fire! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing you're going to save from that blazing inferno? --
My room, because I am magic and can carry an entire room.
18. The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. What would you do?
touch the angel of deaths crotch. Have lots of sex and drugs and food and swim. And video games, lots. Or, did I mention I'd ask the angel of death to stop time.
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What would be your power?
the power to generate HTML and use it to do my bidding (i.e. whips and swords made of code, and such. A giant HTML robot dinosaur (or Gundam))
24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question .... If you did, then we'll just expand on that... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT! Where are you going to float?
to Angelina Jolie's, duh.
25. constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. Who is it?
not John Lennon.
26. What's your theme song?
Dare by the Gorillaz, or something else that everyone looks awesome dancing too. Especially me.
27. There are 3 doors, 1 says wealth, 2 says beauty & 3 says ? What one do you go through? Beauty
28. There are 3 doors, 1 says happiness, 2 says true love & 3 says ? Happiness, assume that that includes true love.
29. There are 3 doors, 1 says fame, 2 says intelligence & 3 says ? What one do you go through? ??
30. If you chose "?" every time & every time it was an empty room with white walls & a tin of paint & paintbrush. What do you write on the walls? I'd write "why did I pick this room I feel gipped, I don't need this pretentious artsy crap. I wish I was pretty, smart, and in love."
Anyways, Matt is here with me. This chick he like's name is Peace. That's pretty hippy. Don't hurt her, Spencer.
Man, the library is really quiet. I want to use up every bit of time I have (35 more minutes).
Gauntlet Legends is really fun. I'm a blue Valkyrie, Matt is a green archer (because he's a pansy), but right now we're both yellow Jackels. What the hell is a jackel? And why does it throw balls of light from a staff? That game is pretty bitchin.
I really wish I could work on my website. It makes me sad to have no internet. I am so technologically dependent. *weep*
Two days ago I saw a car with a bumper sticker on it and on the sticker was leet speak. I am still currently hunting that little jerk down. Leet speak is so stoopid I can't even write it in leet speak when I type leet speak. And 'leet' is a stoopid word. Stoooooopid. God, I am so tire and bored and hot.
I have limited time so I'm cutting this survey down to the questions I like the most.
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
Green Day.
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
April Labing. I mean Avril Lavigne or Lavengea or Lavagina or however the fuck you spell it. Damn Canadian.
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind of sandwich do you have?
Tuna with oreos
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once (they will never call you).
Angelina Jolie. I mean, she's like a man and a woman, black and white, tall and short, blonde and brunette, she's kinda like god.
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Germany or Japan
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another $100. What do you spend it on?
plushies
11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice.
I climb aboard her "starship" and head for the sky.
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
I'm hot and so is everyone else, so let's just make the love (unless we share DNA)
15. What is your favorite expletive?
asswhore
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
Utilize all the skills I learned from Scooby Doo
17. Your house is on fire! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing you're going to save from that blazing inferno? --
My room, because I am magic and can carry an entire room.
18. The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. What would you do?
touch the angel of deaths crotch. Have lots of sex and drugs and food and swim. And video games, lots. Or, did I mention I'd ask the angel of death to stop time.
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What would be your power?
the power to generate HTML and use it to do my bidding (i.e. whips and swords made of code, and such. A giant HTML robot dinosaur (or Gundam))
24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question .... If you did, then we'll just expand on that... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT! Where are you going to float?
to Angelina Jolie's, duh.
25. constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. Who is it?
not John Lennon.
26. What's your theme song?
Dare by the Gorillaz, or something else that everyone looks awesome dancing too. Especially me.
27. There are 3 doors, 1 says wealth, 2 says beauty & 3 says ? What one do you go through? Beauty
28. There are 3 doors, 1 says happiness, 2 says true love & 3 says ? Happiness, assume that that includes true love.
29. There are 3 doors, 1 says fame, 2 says intelligence & 3 says ? What one do you go through? ??
30. If you chose "?" every time & every time it was an empty room with white walls & a tin of paint & paintbrush. What do you write on the walls? I'd write "why did I pick this room I feel gipped, I don't need this pretentious artsy crap. I wish I was pretty, smart, and in love."