Crack a day....keeps things away XD
Hey minna! WAIT DONT KILL ME YET!
I am trying my hardest to update Love That Transcends Time but this chapter is hard to write you will see why when I post it XD Now tashyahero unnie and my dongsaeng jaeyunshii and I were conversing on Yahoo Messenger and due to some...lj spam jaeyunshii and I were doing this crack conversation came to life. To anyone who reads this we hope you enjoy the crack. Couple things: 7-chan is referring to the plunny number 7 I put up in my previous post. If you want to know the crazyness just read the last few comments between me and jaeyunshii on that post in order to understand this crack XD
Kc Jimenea: yeah you should! you should be my mother in law
tashya_glycosidic: hahahahahahahha
tashya_glycosidic: yeah
tashya_glycosidic: evil mother in law
jae4ever23: oi oi oi.......that means she is my mom XD
tashya_glycosidic: hahahahahahaha
Kc Jimenea: lol XD
tashya_glycosidic: when did i become that old??
tashya_glycosidic: hahahahahhaha
jae4ever23: when we suggested mother in law
jae4ever23: XD
Kc Jimenea: lol right
Kc Jimenea: or you could be uke yah's bff
tashya_glycosidic: hahahaha
jae4ever23: or she could be my other seme
tashya_glycosidic: i want to be the mother in law
Kc Jimenea: HEY
tashya_glycosidic: hahahahaha
Kc Jimenea: i thought i was the only one
jae4ever23: kidding~~
tashya_glycosidic: omooooooooo
Kc Jimenea: lol
Kc Jimenea: ok
tashya_glycosidic: i wanna be the other seme
Kc Jimenea: YAH!
jae4ever23: hey you can have two and i cant?
tashya_glycosidic: hahahahahahahahhahahah
jae4ever23: HOW IS THAT FAIR
Kc Jimenea: NO You cant!
tashya_glycosidic: hahahahahahhaha
tashya_glycosidic: i will!!!
Kc Jimenea: 7-chan is just a fling!
jae4ever23: WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN I MAKE YOU SLEEP ON THE COUCH?
Kc Jimenea: you are the real one!
jae4ever23: SLEEP ALONE?
Kc Jimenea: THAT IS SO NOT FAIR JAEJOONG-AH
Kc Jimenea: I'M YOU'RE HUSBAND
jae4ever23: SHUT UP YUNNIE I AM THE GROUP UMMA
jae4ever23: YOU HAVE TO OBEY ME
Kc Jimenea: AND I'M THE LEADER
jae4ever23: I AM OLDER THAN YOU
Kc Jimenea: YOU HAVE TO OBEY ME
Kc Jimenea: YAH!
tashya_glycosidic: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Kc Jimenea: AGE DOESNT COUNT
jae4ever23: MWO? YOU DISAGREE?
Kc Jimenea: YES I DO
jae4ever23: WELL TOO BAD YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE CHEATED
Kc Jimenea: AISH
tashya_glycosidic: HHAHAHAHAHA
tashya_glycosidic: I'VE BEEN TOGETHER WITH UKE FOR A LOOOOOOOOOOOONG TIME
tashya_glycosidic: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Kc Jimenea: YOOCHUN AH (TASH UNNIE)! HOW COULD YOU CHEAT ON HYUNG'
tashya_glycosidic: his been cheating on u yunho
tashya_glycosidic: hahahahah
jae4ever23: OI YOU DONT MAKE IT WORSE
tashya_glycosidic: hhahhahahahah
tashya_glycosidic: becoz
tashya_glycosidic: susu is chaeting with yunho!!!
tashya_glycosidic: i want revenge!!!
tashya_glycosidic: hahahahahahahaha
Kc Jimenea: EEEEEEEEEEEH?!!!
Kc Jimenea: HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT 7-CHAN WAS ACTUALLY JUNSU?
jae4ever23: WHAT NOW YOU ARE CHEATING ON ME WITH TWO PEOPLE
Kc Jimenea: NO!!!
jae4ever23: CHANGMIN GET OVER HERE
Kc Jimenea: T^T
Kc Jimenea: I'M NOT CHEATING ON YOU JAEJOONG AH!
tashya_glycosidic: dont disturb changmin!!!
tashya_glycosidic: he's not involved in this!!
Kc Jimenea: ITS ONLY Junsu
jae4ever23: OH REALLY?
jae4ever23: YOU ARE NOT CHEATING?
tashya_glycosidic: oh really???
Kc Jimenea: NO I'M NOT
Kc Jimenea: 7-CHAN IS ONLY JUNSU
Kc Jimenea: HE'S HARMLESS
tashya_glycosidic: nooooooooooooooooooo
Kc Jimenea: RIGHT YOOCHUNAH?
jae4ever23: YUNHO CHOOSE WHAT YOU SAY CAREFULLY
tashya_glycosidic: junsu have his hand all over yunho!!!!!!!!!
Kc Jimenea: STOP MAKING IT WORSE YOOCHUN!
jae4ever23: IF YOU DONT THEN WE ARE THROUGH
tashya_glycosidic: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Kc Jimenea: NOOOOOOOEEEEES!!!!
Kc Jimenea: I NEED MY JOONGIE
jae4ever23: ...............i dont hear what you are saying
Kc Jimenea: WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO OUR CHILDREN IF YOU LEAVE ME?
jae4ever23: *starts walking away*
jae4ever23: YOU DEAL WITH IT
Kc Jimenea: nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!! *grabs you're skirt*
tashya_glycosidic: u dont have a children!!
jae4ever23: GET YOUR NEW UKE TO TAKE CARE OF THEM
Kc Jimenea: dont leave meeeeeeee
Kc Jimenea: yes we do
tashya_glycosidic: hahahahah
tashya_glycosidic: leave him at once!!!!!!!!!
Kc Jimenea: jinho yah,junpyo,and ji yool will miss their umma
Kc Jimenea: T^T
tashya_glycosidic: n run with junsu!!
Kc Jimenea: but i dont want that duck but
Kc Jimenea: *butt
Kc Jimenea: you can have him yoochunah
Kc Jimenea: joongie!!! come baacccccck!!!!
tashya_glycosidic: JAE WANT S TO RUN AWAY WITH ME
tashya_glycosidic: DONT STOP HIM
Kc Jimenea: OH NO HE AINT!
jae4ever23: DID YOU JUST SAY..........I HAVE A SKIRT?????
tashya_glycosidic: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Kc Jimenea: YES
jae4ever23: JUNG YUNHO!!!!!!!!
Kc Jimenea: YOU'RE PREGNANT WITH OUR 4TH CHILD REMEMBER?
Kc Jimenea: xd
jae4ever23: I AM GOING TO FREAKING KILL YOU
Kc Jimenea: AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
jae4ever23: I DO NOT WEAR A SKIRT
jae4ever23: EVEN IF I AM PREGNANT
jae4ever23: HOW DO YOU KNOW THE CHILD IS YOURS
Kc Jimenea: OK OK! NO SKIRTS
jae4ever23: MAYBE IT IS YOOCHUNS
Kc Jimenea: O.O
tashya_glycosidic: YES!!
tashya_glycosidic: ITS MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kc Jimenea: NOES!
tashya_glycosidic: HAHAHAHAHAHA
tashya_glycosidic: YES!!!
tashya_glycosidic: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
jae4ever23: YOU BE QUIET
tashya_glycosidic: LIKE SUSU HAVE WITH U!!
Kc Jimenea: junsu yah....*huggles him*
jae4ever23: WHAT???????????????
Kc Jimenea: XP
jae4ever23: JUNSU HAS YUNHOS CHILD??????
tashya_glycosidic: WHATTTTTTTTTT
tashya_glycosidic: ?????????????????????????/
Kc Jimenea: noooo!!!!
tashya_glycosidic: YES HE HAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kc Jimenea: its um yoochun's child
tashya_glycosidic: HE TOLD ME MYSELF
jae4ever23: NOW YOOCHUN IS CHEATING ON ME TOO
tashya_glycosidic: T_________________T
jae4ever23: DOES NO ONE LOVE ME
jae4ever23: FINE
jae4ever23: ill go to siwon
Kc Jimenea: NO I LOVE YOU JAEJOONGAH
Kc Jimenea: I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jae4ever23: *starts walking away while crying*
Kc Jimenea: NUUUUUUUU
tashya_glycosidic: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Kc Jimenea: NOW YOU'VE DONE IT YOOCHUNAH
tashya_glycosidic: ***whisper whisper***
Kc Jimenea: *RUNS AFTER JAE*
jae4ever23: *punches you*
tashya_glycosidic: ***minnie our evil plan works!!**
Kc Jimenea: XP
Kc Jimenea: YAH
Kc Jimenea: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
tashya_glycosidic: **celebrate victory with minnie**
Kc Jimenea: YOU!!!!
jae4ever23: wasnt me it was eeteuk hyung
Kc Jimenea: JAEJOONGAH YOOCHUN AND CHANGMIN PLANNED ALL OF TI
Kc Jimenea: *IT
Kc Jimenea: THEY WANTED TO SEPERATE US
Kc Jimenea: *PUNCHES TEUKKIE HYUNG* I WANT MY WIFE!!!
jae4ever23: PISS OFF AND STOP MAKING UP STORIES
jae4ever23: YOU STILL WENT WITH JUNSU
Kc Jimenea: BUT ITS TRUE!!!
Kc Jimenea: NO I WAS KIDDING!
jae4ever23: I DONT HEAR AN APOLOGY ALL DAY AND NOW YOU WANT ME BACK
Kc Jimenea: IT WAS ALL A COVER UP
jae4ever23: A HORRIBLE KIDDING
jae4ever23: BASTARD
tashya_glycosidic: we are testing u
Kc Jimenea: NOW JUNG JAEJOONG
Kc Jimenea: SEEE?
jae4ever23: *starts chasing you around with a hot frying pan*
tashya_glycosidic: u know minnie recorded all of this
Kc Jimenea: AAAAHHHHHHHH!
tashya_glycosidic: hahahahah
Kc Jimenea: JAEJOONG AH!!!
tashya_glycosidic: *statisfied*
Kc Jimenea: STOP
Kc Jimenea: XP
jae4ever23: SHIM CHANGMIN GIVE ME THAT CAMERA
tashya_glycosidic: cahngmin
Kc Jimenea: YOU ARE GONNA PAY FOR THIS PARK YOOCHUN
tashya_glycosidic: RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jae4ever23: *starts chasing changmin*
tashya_glycosidic: PROTECT THAT CAMERA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jae4ever23: *tackles yoochun and changmin just as junsu enters the room*
tashya_glycosidic: JAE!!! YUNHO...HE HE......
tashya_glycosidic: LOOK AT YUNHO JAE!!!!!!!
jae4ever23: junsu:YOOCHUN YOU ARE.....CHEATING ON ME WITH CHANGMIN?
tashya_glycosidic: o.0
Kc Jimenea: what
jae4ever23: YUNNIE I AM SORRY I MISUNDERSTOOD I LOVE YOU
tashya_glycosidic: WHAT??????????????????????
tashya_glycosidic: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!1
tashya_glycosidic: NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kc Jimenea: YAY!!!
tashya_glycosidic: SUSU!!!!!!
Kc Jimenea: jUNSU: CHUNNIE I HATE YOU!
Kc Jimenea: *YUNJAE LOVE*
jae4ever23: junsu: piss off sleazy slimy greasy jerk!
tashya_glycosidic: **whisper:minnies hides that camera no matter what
tashya_glycosidic: junsu!!
Kc Jimenea: I HEARD THE PARK!
tashya_glycosidic: i'm
tashya_glycosidic: i'm
jae4ever23: junsu: whats this now you are taping your sexual escapades? give me that *grabs camera and smashes it*
Kc Jimenea: LOL
tashya_glycosidic: O.0
Kc Jimenea: GO JUNNIE!!!
tashya_glycosidic: JUNSU!!
tashya_glycosidic: THATS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tashya_glycosidic: U NEVR LISTEN FIRST TO WHAT GOT TO SAY!!!!!!!!!!!
jae4ever23: junsu: what you are breaking up with me now? too bad WE ARE
THROUGH YOU ASSHOLE!
Kc Jimenea: *WHISPER* boo its a yoosu war...O.O
tashya_glycosidic: **rushed toward the car
tashya_glycosidic: DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kc Jimenea: YOOCHUNAH!!!
tashya_glycosidic: STOP CURSINGU BASTARD!!!
jae4ever23: i know it is but it does not concern us yunnie *kiss*
tashya_glycosidic: **GLARE AT YUNHO
jae4ever23: SHUT UP YOU ASSHOLE
Kc Jimenea: O///O awwww booo...*yunjae loves*
jae4ever23: YOU CAUSED JUNSU TO WANT TO USE THE LORDS NAME IN VAIN
tashya_glycosidic: HATE THAT YUNJAE!!!!
Kc Jimenea: YAH!
jae4ever23: we hate yoosu
Kc Jimenea: NO DISSING THE YUNJAE
tashya_glycosidic: **COMES BACK
jae4ever23: they try tp break us up
tashya_glycosidic: **KISS JUNSU ROUGHLY
jae4ever23: SLAP
jae4ever23: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU SLEEZE BALL
Kc Jimenea: EEEEEEE! *YUNHO IN FAN GI-EHEM-BOY MODE*
tashya_glycosidic: junsu:yah!! dont slap my yoochunnie!!!!!!!!
Kc Jimenea: O///O
jae4ever23: ...............GET YOUR YOOCHUNNIE AWAY FROM MY LIPS
jae4ever23: THEY ARE PROPERTY OF YUNHO
Kc Jimenea: YAH!!!!
Kc Jimenea: *GRABS PRENANT JAEJOONG*
jae4ever23: HOW COULD HE MISTAKE ME FOR YOU DUCK BUM
Kc Jimenea: THATS MY WIFE YOU'RE MOLESTING!
jae4ever23: yunnie my lips taste bad now because of him *sniff*
Kc Jimenea: awww its ok boo
tashya_glycosidic: **********************glare
Kc Jimenea: i'll buy you some expensive mouth wash later
tashya_glycosidic: i hate all of u
jae4ever23: ok im happy
tashya_glycosidic: ****cry
jae4ever23: GO TO JUNSU
Kc Jimenea: but we love you yoochunah
Kc Jimenea: yes go to him
tashya_glycosidic: dumbfounded changmin
jae4ever23: HE IS CRYING IN A CORNER THINKING YOU LIKE ME MORE THAN HIM
Kc Jimenea: GO TO JUNSU NOW YOOCHUN
tashya_glycosidic: ***still cryinh
tashya_glycosidic: NO ONE LOVE ME
tashya_glycosidic: NOT EVEN JUNSU
Kc Jimenea: JAEJOONGAH YOU'RE BEST FRIEND IS SUCH A BABY
Kc Jimenea: -_____-
jae4ever23: changmin: i think all four of you are pregnant with all these mood swings *goes off to watch porn*
jae4ever23: i know he is
tashya_glycosidic: I'M NOT A BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Kc Jimenea: YAH! SHIM CHANGMIN! I'M TO MANLY TO BE PRENANT YOU BASTARD
jae4ever23: junsu: i love you yoochun ah *french kiss*
Kc Jimenea: O///O
tashya_glycosidic: O.0
Kc Jimenea: *FAN GI-BOY MOOD*
Kc Jimenea: *MODE
Kc Jimenea: LOL
jae4ever23: changmin: says the guy with mood swings *snort*
Kc Jimenea: THE END!
believe it or now...there is a part two which I will post now XD