Advice From the Mind of Ron Swanson

[jumpschool]

RON: Leslie, I got married twice. Both times I was a lot older than those two and both marriages ended in divorce. And a burning effigy. Who's to say what works? You find somebody you like and you roll the dice. It's all anybody can do.

LESLIE: Wait, were you married three times?

RON: My god, you'd right. I get to burn another effigy!