When is the ELIMIDATE boxed set coming out?

May 09, 2006 23:30

This has got to be the worst show in the history of television. It's actually one of those shows (like the classic, "Silk Stalkings") that is so bad, it's good.

The difference is that it also gets on my nerves too much to actually watch an entire 1/2 hour episode. That's right, I cannot GET THROUGH a half-hour (which actually translates to 22 minutes) of this show...it's that bad.

But, for the 10-12 minutes that I can endure, I am left with priceless quotes; only I never remember them. Hence the need for a boxed set. I would so buy it too. And I would use it to torture people who pissed me off. Or, to chase away women I end up with and don't really want to date. "I got an idea, let's watch Elimidate!" (of course, I would say it with that lazy bass emphasis at the end)

Bonus tonight: They were advertising Sarah Jessica Parker fragrance. Now, don't get me wrong, I love Sarah Jessica. I think she's funny and smart in her roles. I thing SATC is one of the most amazing television series there has ever been. But, perfume? Ummm...not particularly enticing.

Eliminidate Quote: "I feel like, there's no chase. And, I really want to chase something. There's ahhhh...more mystery to Erika, I think...yeah, little bit." [and after the girl left] "She really does got some bad teeth, there. Looks like she's been chewing on curbs or something."

It really really doesn't get any better than that!!!
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