This made me LOL. And it probably won't be appropriate on my FB...
"Many Christians took exception to the fact that he believed that Jesus never existed and was really just a code word for a giant phallus-shaped magic mushroom."
Sauce:
http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2013/12/religion-as-a-product-of-psychotropic-drug-use/282484/ Brought to you by... me remembering a colleague explain the role of Fly Agaric in the spread of religion in the UK.