if we left the vowels out.

[jumping_fire]

there was a fish who liked pink chocolate.
he fought a candy worm to get a gun and then the witch looked happy and sad in the noodle pools.
the pen wanted the fish to cry about his shoes.
then the problem turned upside down.

money yellow butt eggs fly out the window.
so the vaccum cleaner ran onto the bus to get tickets to see the president of bathroom sing the dancy hippo.
purple teachers ate phonebooks under oil pans and the pacifier baby wanted no more nothing french ears.
mexico was firing gum at shirleys hair.
she called mom and teh giraffe hung alchohol out the trunk of the rulers notebook
lead
water bottle
sugar cake
wash
fuck!