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[jumperfkr]

When are you going to come clean up all these garden gnomes? I don't know what to do with them and they're annoying my landlord.

In other news, there are very large, very green paw prints going back and forth across my sitting room. wth?

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[mscontrarymary]

Is this aimed at me? I hadn't really thought it through this far.

If he can cope with them until I can get Harry to give me a ride to the tip then that would be good.

[jumperfkr]

Who else has been playing with garden gnomes this week?

[mscontrarymary]

I don't know, your other half is notorious for not being constrained to the canvas in his artistic intentions. Maybe I inspired him?

Anyway. Hound of the Baskervilles?

[jumperfkr]

Hound of the Murrays.

[mscontrarymary]

Sounds thrilling. You should write that.

[jumperfkr]

One otherwise peaceful and quiet Sunday, a certain nurse brought his horse-sized dog to the flat of one John Watson, where it proceeded to eat paint and put its face in the fridge. The end.

[mscontrarymary]

I could make a joke about other big hairy things eating paint and sticking it's face in the fridge.

But I'm not going to.

I'm bigger than that.

[jumperfkr]

Oh, don't come crying to me when he bites back over that.

[mscontrarymary]

I'll wear gauntlets next time I pet him.