a drinking survey stolen from Jenna...
1. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN DRUNK? no never.
2. How old were you the first time you got drunk? one day shy of 18.
3. Have you ever gotten/given digits while intoxicated? uh huh.
4. Have you ever drunk dialed? oy, yes.
5. Have you ever been drunk in front of family members? my brother. and maybe my mom? One time I was wine drunk and let Charlie (our big, hyper-active golden retriever/yellow lab) into the house and laughed hysterically as he ran about crashing into things. I believe Eli found it to be pretty entertaining.
6. Have you ever had to cover up the fact that you were drunk? Hm, yes. Or I've tried. Ha ha.
7. Have you ever been arrested for any alcohol-related crime? nope.
8. Have you ever hooked-up with someone while drunk? oh yes.
9. Ever forgotten someone's name? I do that sober, man.
10. When was the last time you were drunk? thursday night.
11. Have you ever been on a drinking binge? not really.
12. Do you need alcohol to have a good time? I can definitely do that without drinking. Though I really like it when it happens.
13. What kind of alcohol gets you the most intoxicated? vodka, wine, and more, I'm sure - I was too drunk at the time to remember now.
14. Favorite liquor? rum.
15. Favorite beer? raspberry framboise.
16. Least favorite liquor? whiskey, tequila or jager.
17. Have you ever swam drunk? yes!
18. What kind of a drunk are you? most of the time I'm a kissy, playful, sweet and talkative drunk.
19. Is alcohol like "truth serum"? when I'm drunk I say all sorts of things.
20. Favorite drinking partners? ryan, chris & mariah, mel alice & bobby, claire, novah, todd, neca, chelsea and oh so many more.
21. Favorite bar? So, I'll be 21 in May...
22. Have you ever completely blacked out? one time that I can recall. I was at Tom's house.
23. Have you ever puked from drinking? many a time.
24. Have you ever had the 'crying drunks'? oh god, yes.
25. Can you still do physical activity while intoxicated? even better than when I'm sober!
26. Have you ever gotten into a drunken fight? yelling but nothing physical.
27. Who is the most annoying drunk that you know? I can't think of a single person.
28. Who is the most flirtatious drunk? he he, mel.
29. Do you have a drunken nickname? not a nickname, per se, but sancho seems to like being present when I'm intoxicated.
30. Have you received a booty call? several.
31. Funniest drunken scene? I don't know, but I bet it was fucking hilarious. There's just been so many, I can't think of one, yah know?
32. Favorite song(s) about drinking? '99 bottles of beer on the wall' (not at all a favorite but it's the only one I can think of.)
34. Have you ever been hit on by someone way older than you? ha ha, yes.
35. What's the worst 'buzz kill'? the cops, someone being mean to me or anyone else.
36. Have you ever dated a bartender, bouncer or cocktail waitress? nope.
37. Do you ever say to yourself, "Fuck, I need a Beer"? when I'm out of liquor!!
38. Do strangers ever buy you drinks? yeah, this guy bought me two drinks when I went to see some friends play once. And I let him go right ahead.
39. Have you ever drank too much? you could say that.
40. Is there anything that you refuse to drink? I really don't like jager... but realistically, if someone's offering it to me, I'll probably drink it.
41. Have you ever been drunk on a plane? no, but I bet that would be thrilling.
42. Have you ever gotten drunk during the day? mhmmm.
43. Have you ever had to run from the cops and leave the beer behind? sure haven't.
44. What's your favorite drinking game? quarters is a new one I've found I like, a few card games, EMOTIONS! (it's a real game and it's my favorite.)
45. Have you ever injured yourself while being drunk? ooh yes, so many times. I hit my head something fierce once at claire & patrick's. Resulting was a large goose egg. They were a little worried I might have given myself a concussion. But I didn't.
46. What's the most destructive thing that you have done while you were drunk? I can't think of a particularly destructive thing I've personally done. I recall saying 'Oh, god, I am SO sorry..' about half a million times. I'm including Jenna's though because it's fuckin' hilarious - "I punched the wall yelling "i'm jenna the destroyer!" i didn't punch it too hard, though."
47. Ever been drunk at a concert? you know, I haven't! strange, huh?
48. Lyrics about getting drunk:
"I guess now
we could just get drunk
yeah, and that would be our excuse"
-Ani Difranco