{radio} HS7 Yamada x Chinen
53rd Radio Show (OA December 10th 2008)
Yamada Ryosuke x Chinen Yuri
Japan's Youngest Problem Solver
HS7 UltraPower
Yamada: Good evening! This is HS7’s Yamada Ryosuke
Chinen: Good evening! This is Jackie Chan!
Yamada: No, you’re Chinen Yuri
Chinen: Did you hear that?
Yamada: Eh, what?
Chinen: I said “Jackie Chinen”
Yamada: Oh I see. Sorry, I asked you too much.
Chinen: I said it too fast so it sounded like Jackie Chin…
Yamada: Let’s do this again. Good evening! This is HS7’s Yamada Ryosuke
Chinen: Good evening! This is Jackie Chan
Yamada: No, you’re saying Jackie Chan
Chinen: No I didn’t
Yamada: I would like you to say it more clearly
Chinen: I didn’t say that though
Yamada: Hey, I get this “I’m Jackie Chinen” thing but I don’t understand that “Jackie Chan” part
Chinen: It’s fine
Yamada: Hmm… fine
Chinen: Can’t you overlook things for now? If you listen in slow, you can clearly hear “Jackie Chinen”
Yamada: Okay
Chinen: Well well well. I’ve provided a mini-information today
Yamada: Ooh
Chinen: There’s nothing written today
Yamada: Oh, there isn’t?
CHinen: Today is…
Yamada: There’s nothing written ever
Chinen: December 10th is a day for Nobel Prize Ceremony
Yamada: I see
Chinen: Isn’t that amazing?
Yamada: A ceremony?
Chinen: A day that have the ceremony
Yamada: I see
Chinen: I searched a little about that today
Yamada: That’s amazing, I knew you could do it
Chinen: I just happened to see this like “oh this is the day of the radio”
Yamada: What did you happened to see?
Chinen: On the laptop, laptop
Yamada: Laptop? On a sheet of paper called “laptop”?
Chinen: No no no no. I went and searched for this on the paper
Yamada: So you went and got this, I see
Chinen: Yeah. Ah… hm? There’s something written next
Yamada: Hm? What’s written there? There’s something written more to this?
Chinen: Hmmm…. Have you ever gotten a ____ prize in your life?
Yamada: Oh I have
Chinen: You have?
Yamada: When I was doing soccer, I was quite… you know, I guess…. I had two teams. No, not that I owned it… no not a team that I owned but
Chinen: That you were in
Yamada: That I was in
Chinen: You were in two different teams
Yamada: Yeah, exactly and I got trophies and medals for one of the team
Chinen: Oh~
Yamada: And what was it? For pictures? I was like “I can surpass Picasso!” [school kakumei]
Chinen: Well, you’ve certainly passed Picasso
Yamada: oh
Chinen: By the size of the dimension
Yamada: Yeah, sorry. It’s true, only I can give that unique touch
Chinen: You’re laughing at your own self
Yamada: Yeah, and…. Shut up! Als, also I’ve gotten a certain honor award too
Chinen: Amazing
Yamada: I’ve got quite a lot, you see
Chinen: You’re quite amazing
Yamada: Ooh, what about Chinen?
Chinen: I’ve gotten ‘work harder’ award many times
Yamada: ‘work harder’ award
Chinen: Yeah, I’ve received many ‘work harder’ award
Yamada: That’s a good one
Chinen: No no, not good one. My teachers wrote ‘work harder’
※Chinen was making a pun [?] 賞//Sho// Awards 頑張りましょう//gannbarimasho// work harder
Yamada: It says ‘work harder’?! I guess you’re hopeless now
Chinen: It’s awful
Yamada: It is. Hey, let’s start
Chinen: Let’s start. Hey!
Yamada: Say!
Chinen: SEVEN
Yamada: UltraPower
Chinen: ~wer!
DCT♪
Yamada: It’s that corner where we bring it to you in a serious mode
Chinen: Please think about with us while you listen
DCT♪
Japan’s youngest problem solver
Chinen: Problem solving is usually done by a person with full of rich experiences in life but young people like us, would like to answer as much as we can
Yamada: We shall answer
Chinen: we would like to answer them
Yamada: Let’s start reading off the problems we received for today. Umm, penname
Chinen: Wait
Yamada: What’s wrong?
Chinen: Umm, please don’t expect much from us
Yamada: Ah, yes because we are still young
Chinen: We’ve always ended this in strangely so…
Yamada: Yup
Yama-Chii: Don’t expect a lot from us
Yamada: Well, let’s go on. From penname Yuna san “Eh, good evening. I always enjoy listening to your radio. To the two from HS7, please listen to my problem. Like Ryosuke kun, I love animals. I especially love dogs that I sometimes go hug the Chihuahuas or toy poodles at the pet shop. Out of all the dogs, I like the tea cup poodles the most and I’ve been thinking about having it as my pet. When I asked my mom, she told me she’ll thinking about it if all the family member said yes. So, I asked my brothers. I got approval from my brothers but there’s only one person who was opposed. This person is my dad. My dad hates animals and he hated it when I had a hamster before. He’d never approve since it’s dealing with a dog this time. But I really want to have a teacup poodle. Please think of a way to get an OK from my dad with me. Please.” Is what she said
Chinen: Okay
Yamada: Teacup poodles are really cute
Chinen: Really
Yamada: Really cute
Chinen: But, I understand. The dad’s feeling
Yamada: You too
Chinen: I hate animals
Yamada: I know
Chinen: But… my parent, my mom hates animals too
Yamada: Yeah
Chinen: But, the reason why I find this dog cute lately is because we’ve recently got and the dog is still small
Yamada: Hmmm
Chinen: That’s when I got the hint
Yamada: Of love, right?
Chinen: When you get it from that moment, I heard you can go for it
Yamada: Exactly. I got rejected of getting a dog first
Chinen: Really?
Yamada: Yeah
Chinen: But, isn’t your house a zoo?
Yamada: Yeah, my house is like a zoo right now but yeah, the dog was rejected once
Chinen: I see. Why is that?
Yamada: They said no
Chinen: Hmm
Yamada: I don’t know why but it was a no but with force… Every one of my sisters approved but since, my parents opposed to it. I think the best way is to just keep asking. Tell them you truly love it and umm… it is a teacup toy poodle after all. They’re really cute like Chinen
Chinen: The teacup poodles!?
Yamada: Don’t ignore it. I just said something good about you
Chinen: Thank you. I’m cute
Yamada: Yeah, you’re cute
Chinen: Thank you
Yamada: Yeah
Chinen: Ryosuke is cute too
Yamada: So, about the teacup poodle…. Say something! I just ignored that
Chinen: Oh, you ignored it?
Yamada: Yeah, but oh well. Back to the teacup poodle, well, this might not be solved but I think it’s important to tell him how much you love the dog.
Chinen: You’re dad will understand! He is your dad after all
Yamada: Yup
Chinen: He knows you the best
Yamada: Yup, that’s about it
Chinen: We might not have been a good help but umm, if anyone wants us to listen to their problem, please send us a mail or a letter. That was Japan’s youngest problem solver!
Yamada: Please listen to a song for now. It’s HSJ’s
Yama-Chi: Deep Night Kimi Omou
DNKO♪
Yamada: It’s already time for us to go
Chinen: We are waiting for your mails
Yamada: The address is…
Chinen: I think we’d be able to answer it more clearly if you wrote your problem specifically so please write in details. Please and thank you. This was HS7’s Chinen Yuri
Yamada: and Yamada Ryosuke
Yama-Chii: See you tomorrow!