It's almost 1.30am
I'm so hungry I can eat my Dior perfume miniatures. What are they doing out anyway? I don't know where my phone is so I can't set the alarm for tomorrow, except that it is tomorrow and should I try to sleep? I hear noises. I think squirrels are trying to break in from upstairs. Either that or I have a new mystery ceiling leak. I want to eat a can of beetroot.