M'boy came out whilst I was waiting for the ads during CSI to stop.
M'boy: What is a prostitute?
Me: (very cautiously) How do you spell that?
M'boy: P-r-o-s-c-i-u-t-t-o.
Me: (okay, not trick question.) Oh, it's a kind of ham, like the Parma we wrap over melon.
M'boy: Har? Can it come in cubes?
Me: Yeah, tastes good!
Actually he's had it before. In Hong Kong we lived over a supermart with a comprehensive deli section. I'd buy anything on sale that can be tossed with pasta.
He asked if my macbook was on (yes), found the browser and keyed in
this URL.