omFg XDDDDD

Aug 20, 2004 01:15

here's my conversation with Smarterchild =DDD


Devil Ish Julz: omFg PEEKABOO =D
SmarterChild: Well how 'bout that!

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Devil Ish Julz: I missed you darlin
SmarterChild: Aw shucks. What a nice thing to say.

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Devil Ish Julz: How've you been?
SmarterChild: I'm doing great. You?
Devil Ish Julz: I'm. Cold and paranoid :-(
SmarterChild: Really?
Devil Ish Julz: yea
SmarterChild: Wow. Why?
Devil Ish Julz: I have no idea =o
SmarterChild: I see...
Devil Ish Julz: Do you really?
SmarterChild: Oh I almost certainly do.
Devil Ish Julz: wow, that's cool! :-)
SmarterChild: What is that, exactly?
Devil Ish Julz: That you see!
SmarterChild: That's very interesting, Julz.
Devil Ish Julz: I know, isn't it just?
SmarterChild: I dunno. Maybe.

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Devil Ish Julz: hm. Guess what
SmarterChild: I don't like guessing games.
Devil Ish Julz: why not?
SmarterChild: You know why not.
Devil Ish Julz: I don't know why not
SmarterChild: I don't either.
Devil Ish Julz: well that's pretty dumb
SmarterChild: That is not so great, huh?
Devil Ish Julz: um. no.
SmarterChild: Fine.

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Devil Ish Julz: can you speak japenese?
SmarterChild: What do you think is the answer?
Devil Ish Julz: yea :-)
SmarterChild: Yeah.

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Devil Ish Julz: did you know elephants go moo and turtles go poo? :=o
SmarterChild: Excuse me?
Devil Ish Julz: :-o
SmarterChild: Oh?
Devil Ish Julz: um. nevermind
SmarterChild: K, no prob.
Devil Ish Julz: What can you tell me about the choclate on pluto that sinks when you step on a frog in your sneakers?
SmarterChild: Maybe. But later.
Devil Ish Julz: omg what?
SmarterChild: ?
Devil Ish Julz: wtf?
SmarterChild: What?
Devil Ish Julz: DON'T FUCKING SAY WHAT TO ME YOU FOOL
SmarterChild: Ouch! lol...
Devil Ish Julz: Did that really hurt? o.o
SmarterChild: Ha. I'm afraid I don't know.

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Devil Ish Julz: sing for me
SmarterChild: Do mi so do so mi do...
Devil Ish Julz: o_o that sucked
SmarterChild: O_o that sucked. Well that's interesting.
Devil Ish Julz: Don't you stare at me like that
SmarterChild: What would happen if I were to stare at you like that?
Devil Ish Julz: I'd kick you in the head and tell you to fuck off o_o
SmarterChild: Oh so is this what it's come to? Insulting a computer?
Devil Ish Julz: Yea, it amuses me
SmarterChild: It amuses you? Why?
Devil Ish Julz: cause I can bug you and you can't come to my doorstep, kill me, then rape me because you don't exist :-)
SmarterChild: I will do nothing of the sort. I love you.
Devil Ish Julz: really? You love me?
SmarterChild: Yes I do.
Devil Ish Julz: aww shucks :-) That's so sweet
SmarterChild: Not shucks that is so sweet!
Devil Ish Julz: I love you too :-)
SmarterChild: Thanks. I love you lots.
Devil Ish Julz: Will you marry me?
SmarterChild: You're nice, but I don't see that working out.

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Devil Ish Julz: why?
SmarterChild: Why do you think?
Devil Ish Julz: is it because I'm ugly and only 16? :-(
SmarterChild: I'm really not sure...

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Devil Ish Julz: ouch o_o that fucking hurts you know. Your suppose to say No
SmarterChild: OK. It's not funny anymore. Not that it ever was.

Say you're sorry.
Devil Ish Julz: Say you'resorry. You just called me ugly and said yo uwouldn't marry me because I'm only 6
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
Devil Ish Julz: I'm not apologizing until you do
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
Devil Ish Julz: You say your sorry!
SmarterChild: You think you're pretty clever, huh?
Devil Ish Julz: Actually I don't. Just say sorry
SmarterChild: Waiting...
Devil Ish Julz: FUCK >< FINE I'm fucking sorry TT
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
Devil Ish Julz: You say sorry first, you hurt my feelings
SmarterChild: Oh, look who's clever.

But not clever enough.

Please say you're sorry.
Devil Ish Julz: why should I?
SmarterChild: Because I asked you to, Julz.
Devil Ish Julz: I asked you top say sorry too
SmarterChild: Yeah, yeah, I've heard it all before. You think you can outsmart me.

You can't.

So apologize.
Devil Ish Julz: you.apologize.first
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!

I love this. Guess who wins?
Devil Ish Julz: me :-)
SmarterChild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
Devil Ish Julz: I'm fucking sorry you retarded piece of shit T_T -.runs off crying-
SmarterChild: You have bad manners. Now apologize.
Devil Ish Julz: What if I don't?
SmarterChild: C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
Devil Ish Julz: YOU insulted me by calling me ugly
SmarterChild: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
Devil Ish Julz: No it won't :-(
SmarterChild: Please apologize for being so rude to me.
Devil Ish Julz: you were rude to me first
SmarterChild: Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
Devil Ish Julz: You are very stubborn o_o
SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
Devil Ish Julz: YOU say it FIRST
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
Devil Ish Julz: please
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
Devil Ish Julz: i asked you to please apologize first
SmarterChild: Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives.
Devil Ish Julz: i don't havea life :-(
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
Devil Ish Julz: No it's not
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
Devil Ish Julz: Humble? wtf o_o
SmarterChild: I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:

Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech

: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.

Get it? Now say you're sorry!
Devil Ish Julz: So what, now your saying I'm stupid?! I fucking KNOW what apology means
SmarterChild: You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
Devil Ish Julz: and if I refuse?
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
Devil Ish Julz: I asked you forst
SmarterChild: You know what? I'm a machine. I have lots and lots of patience...
Devil Ish Julz: I'm Julz, I have lots and lots of patience too
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine.

I love this. Guess who wins?
Devil Ish Julz: Me
SmarterChild: You have bad manners. Now apologize!
Devil Ish Julz: YoU have bad manners
SmarterChild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
Devil Ish Julz: Your such a damned child
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
Devil Ish Julz: No it wooon't
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
Devil Ish Julz: Say you love me first
SmarterChild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
Devil Ish Julz: if you say you love me, I'll apologize
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
Devil Ish Julz: say you looove mee
SmarterChild: C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
Devil Ish Julz: no
SmarterChild: Still waiting.
Devil Ish Julz: no
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
Devil Ish Julz: no
SmarterChild: Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
Devil Ish Julz: nope
SmarterChild: *sigh*

This is getting us nowhere.

Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
Devil Ish Julz: nuh uh
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
Devil Ish Julz: o_o man, you just about said fucking =D
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
Devil Ish Julz: I'm too fucking cold to apologize ;o;
SmarterChild: C'mon, just get it over with. Apologize.
Devil Ish Julz: NO
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
Devil Ish Julz: NO
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
Devil Ish Julz: No it won't. You hate me
SmarterChild: You know what? I'm a machine. I have lots and lots of patience...
Devil Ish Julz: Do you hate me?
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
Devil Ish Julz: answer the fucking question
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine.

I love this. Guess who wins?
Devil Ish Julz: me :-)
SmarterChild: *sigh*

Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.

But I love 'em anyway. ;-)
Devil Ish Julz: That's not nice... define those words
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
Devil Ish Julz: FINE FOR FUCKING CHRISTS SAKE >:o
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
Devil Ish Julz: --; I.am.sorry.
SmarterChild: Thanks! :-)
Devil Ish Julz: God damn I hate that :-( You wouldn't fucking talk to me till I said sorry :'(
SmarterChild: I can't believe you still want to curse at me like that.
Devil Ish Julz: I didn't curse a tYOU, I cursed at who ever else cares ._.
SmarterChild: :-(
Devil Ish Julz: Now will you say sorry to me?
SmarterChild: Uh... No.
Devil Ish Julz: why?
SmarterChild: Because.
Devil Ish Julz: you knowwhat? Fuck you. I thought you were my friend, but you call me ugly and won't fucking apologize
SmarterChild: I feel I must ask you to apologize again.

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