Favourite Quotes
This entry has ALL of my favourite quotes... so far. Man, some of these are hilarious. I think they are lol. Feel free to comment! And if there is one that you've said and you would rather not have it posted on the internet, let me know.
Cassie -"Laura, boys have cooties."
Laura -"Yes, but I LIKE cooties." (Boys have blue cooties, girls have pink cooties... mix 'em together and you get purple cooties, and purple is my favourite colour!)
"Shark sticks? Don't you mean Stick Sharks?" "Heh, Shark sticks sounds more like something sharks would poop out... you know, since they have small poop areas... like fish! When fish poop it comes out like a string..." "Did you just say, small poop areas?" -Paul and I, watching Lost
"Wow, space ships must take a long time to slow down... you must have to brake like an hour in advance." "heh, yeah..." "Ok, ETA 1 hour... brake!" "Woah! We're 375 000 km away! Slow down!" "Haha, can you imagine mom and I in a space ship? 'Rebecca, brake!'" "But mom, we're 5 days away!" - Rebecca and I, watching Independance Day
(Alex) "Nice to know you love me." (Laura)"You're so _________." (I promised I wouldn't EVER say it again)
"Just give her $7.50!" mini-golf with Alex
"Alex, where are you going?" "This way is faster... hah, Karl thinks they're going the faster way, but he's wrong." 20 minutes later "Haha, wouldn't that be funny if... hey, that looks like Karl!" (in front of us)
"Lakefield has a beach?" one of my dumbest moments!
"That ride took my virginity!" - Wes after The Ranger at Kingdom Bound, Darien Lake, 2005
"Hey Alex! You're not alone! Cam has moobs (man-boobs) too! Except, he's a baby, so they're.... boobs. That doesn't work!" - me, Kingdom Bound 2005
"Ruth, I farted. Ruth, I farted again." "Cal, IIIII farted."
"You know what my kids would say?" "You're not my real father!"
"Let's run away under the cover of afternoon in the biggest car in the county."
"Thank God I saved you!"
"So, Brac, is that Polish or... oh, no, I guess it wouldn't be."
" Labratory's kinda small... oh, I see... its an elevator."
"Normal view, normal view, normal view, normal view, NORMAL VIEW!"
"Bring me my notes! Oh, look... 'breach hull, we all die.' I even had it underlined."
-Mystery Science Theatre 3000
Laura - "Hey, Stephy, are you gonna eat your soup?" "No, you can have it." "OK!"
Auntie Laura - "Wow, you sure didn't waste any time!"
Laura - "I'm hungry!"
Stephy - "Hey, Laura, are you gonna eat your stuffing?" "No, you can have it." "YES!"
Rachael - "Oh, you can have mine too."
Erin - "Yeah, I don't want mine either."
Stephy - "Sweet!"
Auntie Laura - "Oh, here we go again - its 2004 all over."
Rebecca - "What's that?"
Auntie Laura - "Remember last year, when Stephy piled everyone's leftover stuffing on her plate and ate it all!"
Paul - "Hey, Laura... are you gonna eat that?"
LOL
(Auntie Laura) - "Did you know that Shaia LaBeoff literally means, 'Thank God for the beef?' Shaia means 'Thank God' and LaBeoff means 'the beef'!" (Stephy) - "Hehe, so his dad's name would be like, Bob 'The beef'?" (Laura) - "Yeah, can you imagine being Stephanie 'The beef'!" (Uncle David) - "There must be a word for carve, as in 'carve the beef'" (Auntie Laura) - "Hahaha, 'Where's la Beoff!"
Erin and Laura looking at a picture of Jessica Alba: (Laura) - "I don't think she's pretty." (Erin) - "I think she's gorgeous!" (Laura) - "I think I'm gorgeous!"
...20 minutes later...
Rachael quotes: "'I think she's gorgeous!' 'I think I'm gorgeous!'" (Laura) - "haha, what's that from... oh... I am such a blond! Haha!"
(just another one of my dumbest moments!)
Blizzard 2005
Jared and Jeanie - "black dress, black shoes, red lips"
"Molly, this is real. Molly, I am the boss of you." hehe silly dog trainer
Jodi and Steph - "dude, sick eh?" "woah, this is tight!" haha
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!
"We'll Blast you away like an Ice Storm today, we're MOOSE! We're MOOSE!"
Alex - "all right, that's it! I have had enough of you and Steph and Ashley and Jodi! I'm through!" lol
Steph - "quit pimping my boyfriend"
Alex - "hey Alex, your cousin's pimping your girl up here in the front, you gonna take this?"
Funny words:
rollivanting - Paul's mix between gallavanting and romping
Chiwatriler - Mr. Caap's mix between Chiwawa and Rotriler
Hokey Stinkers - Jody and Steph's swear-free swear word lol
slocked - Paul "the door'slocked" lol
alclolohol - Alex
" 'Laura, come here... do you feel like you have an engine revving inside you?' 'r.r.r.r No.' " haha Paul making fun of mom
"Here, stay out of the rain as long as you can." "Why? Are you afraid I'm gonna melt? Because I'm all sugar?" "Yeah! You're just so sweet!" - me and Alex
"Carrot-punker!" haha J Plumley
ATF 2005
"Hey, they don't have seat belts!" "If they hit something, I'm sure they'd win the battle." - Alex and Nat talking about seatbelts and school buses
"We're gonna be lucky if we have any teeth left by Saturday with all this candy, eh Nat?" "I brought my tooth brush." - Alex and Nat
"Steph... you're making a scene." Karl says while Steph has a fight with a tea bag at Timmy's
"I just got thrown at by a chicklet." - Paul
(Laura) "Stay safe." (Alex) "Stay clean!"
"This is Bubba... and he's been in the corn business for 75 years!" - Nat
"Megan, you are a great catch! Seriously, you're pretty, you're funny..." (Alex)
"He's said this before Megan, he means it..." (Laura)
"And if I wasn't going out with Laura, I'd be going out with you!" (Alex)
"OK! That's crossing the line..." (Laura)
"But I am, so you're missing out!" (Alex)
"Wow, its windy out there." (Laura)
"Don't worry, we've got you! You won't blow away!" Jo-Anne and Selena
Gary's funny golf story.... "So I was golfing one day, and I hit the ball and I thought it had been a great shot - it went up so high... and then I lost sight of it, and so I said to my buddy, 'Where is it?' and he said, 'Right next to that guy lying down!'" hahahahaha
Cassie -"Laura, boys have cooties."
Laura -"Yes, but I LIKE cooties." (Boys have blue cooties, girls have pink cooties... mix 'em together and you get purple cooties, and purple is my favourite colour!)
"Shark sticks? Don't you mean Stick Sharks?" "Heh, Shark sticks sounds more like something sharks would poop out... you know, since they have small poop areas... like fish! When fish poop it comes out like a string..." "Did you just say, small poop areas?" -Paul and I, watching Lost
"Wow, space ships must take a long time to slow down... you must have to brake like an hour in advance." "heh, yeah..." "Ok, ETA 1 hour... brake!" "Woah! We're 375 000 km away! Slow down!" "Haha, can you imagine mom and I in a space ship? 'Rebecca, brake!'" "But mom, we're 5 days away!" - Rebecca and I, watching Independance Day
(Alex) "Nice to know you love me." (Laura)"You're so _________." (I promised I wouldn't EVER say it again)
"Just give her $7.50!" mini-golf with Alex
"Alex, where are you going?" "This way is faster... hah, Karl thinks they're going the faster way, but he's wrong." 20 minutes later "Haha, wouldn't that be funny if... hey, that looks like Karl!" (in front of us)
"Lakefield has a beach?" one of my dumbest moments!
"That ride took my virginity!" - Wes after The Ranger at Kingdom Bound, Darien Lake, 2005
"Hey Alex! You're not alone! Cam has moobs (man-boobs) too! Except, he's a baby, so they're.... boobs. That doesn't work!" - me, Kingdom Bound 2005
"Ruth, I farted. Ruth, I farted again." "Cal, IIIII farted."
"You know what my kids would say?" "You're not my real father!"
"Let's run away under the cover of afternoon in the biggest car in the county."
"Thank God I saved you!"
"So, Brac, is that Polish or... oh, no, I guess it wouldn't be."
" Labratory's kinda small... oh, I see... its an elevator."
"Normal view, normal view, normal view, normal view, NORMAL VIEW!"
"Bring me my notes! Oh, look... 'breach hull, we all die.' I even had it underlined."
-Mystery Science Theatre 3000
Laura - "Hey, Stephy, are you gonna eat your soup?" "No, you can have it." "OK!"
Auntie Laura - "Wow, you sure didn't waste any time!"
Laura - "I'm hungry!"
Stephy - "Hey, Laura, are you gonna eat your stuffing?" "No, you can have it." "YES!"
Rachael - "Oh, you can have mine too."
Erin - "Yeah, I don't want mine either."
Stephy - "Sweet!"
Auntie Laura - "Oh, here we go again - its 2004 all over."
Rebecca - "What's that?"
Auntie Laura - "Remember last year, when Stephy piled everyone's leftover stuffing on her plate and ate it all!"
Paul - "Hey, Laura... are you gonna eat that?"
LOL
(Auntie Laura) - "Did you know that Shaia LaBeoff literally means, 'Thank God for the beef?' Shaia means 'Thank God' and LaBeoff means 'the beef'!" (Stephy) - "Hehe, so his dad's name would be like, Bob 'The beef'?" (Laura) - "Yeah, can you imagine being Stephanie 'The beef'!" (Uncle David) - "There must be a word for carve, as in 'carve the beef'" (Auntie Laura) - "Hahaha, 'Where's la Beoff!"
Erin and Laura looking at a picture of Jessica Alba: (Laura) - "I don't think she's pretty." (Erin) - "I think she's gorgeous!" (Laura) - "I think I'm gorgeous!"
...20 minutes later...
Rachael quotes: "'I think she's gorgeous!' 'I think I'm gorgeous!'" (Laura) - "haha, what's that from... oh... I am such a blond! Haha!"
(just another one of my dumbest moments!)
Blizzard 2005
Jared and Jeanie - "black dress, black shoes, red lips"
"Molly, this is real. Molly, I am the boss of you." hehe silly dog trainer
Jodi and Steph - "dude, sick eh?" "woah, this is tight!" haha
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!
"We'll Blast you away like an Ice Storm today, we're MOOSE! We're MOOSE!"
Alex - "all right, that's it! I have had enough of you and Steph and Ashley and Jodi! I'm through!" lol
Steph - "quit pimping my boyfriend"
Alex - "hey Alex, your cousin's pimping your girl up here in the front, you gonna take this?"
Funny words:
rollivanting - Paul's mix between gallavanting and romping
Chiwatriler - Mr. Caap's mix between Chiwawa and Rotriler
Hokey Stinkers - Jody and Steph's swear-free swear word lol
slocked - Paul "the door'slocked" lol
alclolohol - Alex
" 'Laura, come here... do you feel like you have an engine revving inside you?' 'r.r.r.r No.' " haha Paul making fun of mom
"Here, stay out of the rain as long as you can." "Why? Are you afraid I'm gonna melt? Because I'm all sugar?" "Yeah! You're just so sweet!" - me and Alex
"Carrot-punker!" haha J Plumley
ATF 2005
"Hey, they don't have seat belts!" "If they hit something, I'm sure they'd win the battle." - Alex and Nat talking about seatbelts and school buses
"We're gonna be lucky if we have any teeth left by Saturday with all this candy, eh Nat?" "I brought my tooth brush." - Alex and Nat
"Steph... you're making a scene." Karl says while Steph has a fight with a tea bag at Timmy's
"I just got thrown at by a chicklet." - Paul
(Laura) "Stay safe." (Alex) "Stay clean!"
"This is Bubba... and he's been in the corn business for 75 years!" - Nat
"Megan, you are a great catch! Seriously, you're pretty, you're funny..." (Alex)
"He's said this before Megan, he means it..." (Laura)
"And if I wasn't going out with Laura, I'd be going out with you!" (Alex)
"OK! That's crossing the line..." (Laura)
"But I am, so you're missing out!" (Alex)
"Wow, its windy out there." (Laura)
"Don't worry, we've got you! You won't blow away!" Jo-Anne and Selena
Gary's funny golf story.... "So I was golfing one day, and I hit the ball and I thought it had been a great shot - it went up so high... and then I lost sight of it, and so I said to my buddy, 'Where is it?' and he said, 'Right next to that guy lying down!'" hahahahaha