I feel like crap today, but Cathy is awesome - even when frustrated, she makes me LOL...
"Ants keep invading my kitchen and congregating in the sugar bowl. Which results in me stirring my tea and watching black limbs floating around in my teacup. Fuck off ants, I'm not interested in your bullshit. And nevermind evacuating the sugar bowl and sneaking off to find the bag of icing sugar in the cupboard either. I know your game and I will fuck your shit up." ~
sexysmeagol