Slash Meme
List twelve characters from your chosen fandoms. Don't look at the questions before you make the list.
1. Jake (Animorphs <3)
2. Superman (DC)
3. Batman (DC)
4. Chrestomanci [Christopher Chant, to be exact] (Diane Wynne Jones, series of same name)
5. Gandalf (Tolkien)
6. Spiderman (Marvel)
7. Negi Springfield (Negima)
8. Dr. Iwata (Excel Saga)
9. Cormac (Kitty Norville series)
10. Martin (Redwall)
11. Guy Montag (Farenheit 451)
12. Afra Lyon (Tower series)
Eck, some of these went 'special'.
1. Have you read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to?
Spidey/Guy Montag? I'm not sure if that's possibly the best crack crossover slash pairing ever or so bizarre all I can do is look at it funny. I'll chance reading one though.
2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
Chrestomanci? Ooh. Yah. He's very suave. And his taste in things to wear while he relaxes is brilliant. <3.
3. What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?
If Afra got Iwata pregnant, well, I imagine there'd be a lot of jokes about special "Talent" for awhile, I can so see Jeff Raven doing that, while the Rowan and Damia might not be so amused, but I imagine Dr. Iwata would probably try and blame it on his cousin and freak out. He can't womanize women if he's pregnant. XD
4. Can you rec any fic(s) about 9?
I've not yet seen any Kitty Norville fics yet. XD So, no Cormac fic.
5. Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?
Superman/Spiderman? Well, aside from the problems of being cross company, I'd say they'd probably get along fairly well and make a good couple. XD I mean, Superman's already an average reporter and Spidey is a news photographer too, so hey, that'd help.
6. 5/9 or 5/10? Why?
Hm. I don't see Gandalf with anyone really, but I'd have to say that Afra is probably the better choice. Poor Guy is so disillusioned by people the time his story ends I don't see any relationship for him at all anymore. But the fact that Gandalf is a fictional character might help with that. XD
7. What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex?
Let's see, since poor Negi is a CHILD, and this is Superman and Afra we're talking about, they'd be completely embarrassed and ashamed. Not to mention that Negi would be more traumatized from that than anything his class has done to him so far.
8. Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic.
Oh god, Batman/Martin? *brain breaks*
Uh, uh, I can't seem to slash Batman with Martin. D:
9. Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff?
Jake/Dr. Iwata? I don't think there is any. XD
10. Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic.
Negi/Afra? Let's see, "Saving Magical Talent". X
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1?
Chrestomanci deflowering Jake? D:
12. Does anyone on your friends list read 7 slash?
I don't believe so. Negi's a bit too.... young... to be slashed...
13. Does anyone on your friends list read 3 het?
Uh, any of you lot read Batman het? I do, but I don't think the rest of them are Batman fic readers...
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?
Guy Montag? No. D:
15. Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5?
Superman/Chrestomanci/Gandalf? Uh, guys? Please don't.
16. What might 10 scream out at a moment of great passion?
Uh, "Redwaaaaaaaaall!"? XD No, probably call out Laterose's name.
17. If you write a songfic about 8, which song would you choose?
Probably use ASK DNA, which is a really awesome Cowboy Bebop song.
18. If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warnings be?
Jake/Spiderman/Afra Lyon. Warning! Time Travel/Crossover/Poor Romance!
19. What might a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?
Uh, Superman to Martin? "I have a thing about justice too"? I dunno.
20. When was the last time you read a fic about 5?
Gandalf? Well, there was one that had him in it a couple hours ago..
21. What is 6's super-secret kink?
Spiderman: He secretly likes to make out with his clones. :O
22. Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober?
Would Guy shag Cormac? Probably if they were both incredibly drunk. XD Heh. It actually sounds like awesome crossoversmut. XD
23. If 3 and 7 get together, who tops?
Batman and Negi? D: Well, assuming Negi is much older, well, Batman would be dom regardless.
24. "1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 suddenly runs off with 4. 1, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 9 and a brief, unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
"Jake and Cormac are in a happy relationship until Cormac suddenly runs off with Chrestomanci. Jake, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Guy and a brief, unhappy affair with Afra, then follows the wise advice of Gandalf and finds true love with Batman."
... Now, that's just win.
Someone write it for me? Pls? <3?
25. How would you feel if 7/8 was canon?
Negi/Dr. Iwata? DDDDDDDDD: Nuuuuu.
26. Who would make a better college professor: 6, or 11?
Spidey or Guy... Hm. I think Spidey would make the better college prof.
27. Do you think 2 is hot? How hot?
Supes is rather hot. But he's all work. DX
28. 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Afra sends Dr. Iwata on a mission! He needs Iwata to find Damia's favorite coonie.
Iwata gets distracted by pretty Talented girls and fails horribly. D: Dr. Iwata, you suck!
29. What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
Gandalf? Possession of fireworks. Nuff said.
30. If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
Uh. Negi is really just a kid, even if he's a wizard. But Dr. Iwata on the other hand... Uh. I'll take Negi. I'll feel much safer. DX