1) Post Apocalyptic Strawberry Shortcake. With bonus Rainbow Brite!

2) This new comm: het_idcrack! Brought to you by ninhursag. The challenge: "Ever wanted to write a story where the man is hurt and the woman does the comforting? Or read that story? You know, where the wounded hero is rescued and succored by the heroine without the weird Byronic undertones?" Umm ( Read more... )

May I draw your attention to the Requests Post at help_haiti. Y'all are a talented bunch and, let's face it, greedy (in a greed is actually good icon craving way). So let's get some more offering and buying going.

My thread is HERE. And laugh it up, chuckles, but my mood theme is going to be A GODDAMN MASTERPIECE.

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Everyone should be watching ( Read more... )

Poll in and out of wind, in and out of windows

ETA: This might make the cheese-slippage a little less slippy.

Poll always mighty proud to say it
Also, Tom Hanks Wins:

So, as it turns out, my professor decided to take it easy on us, and I have a little extra time to spare before the dreaded Work Meeting of Unbelievable Boringness is upon me.

Spoilers below for: SPN 4.21, the most recent House, FNL S1, various books of the Tanakh and God knows what other random shit.

( I have endeavoured in this Ghostly little book, to raise the Ghost of an Idea, which shall not put my readers out of humour with themselves, with each other, with the season, or with me. )

I've been here for a year!  And on that note, I just want to say that you guys are awesome.  You could all be bank robbers in real life (looking at you, kimmer1227 ), but yall play very nicely together in cyberspace.  I know there are people out there that don't, but you are not those people.  You're nice, you're interesting, you're smart, and I covet all of ( Read more... )

The same joke. For almost two minutes. And I'm STILL LAUGHING.

Apparently it's almost time for spn_j2_bigbang 2009 sign-ups.  Keeping that in mind...

*"Bless your heart" is southern code for "Oh, honey. You're a moron."

Poll bigbang?

Also:

In 2009, ( Read more... )

chutzpah: an uncountable Yiddish noun meaning nearly arrogant courage; utter audacity, effrontery, or impudence.As far as I'm concerned, this past year has been a banner one for Women's Chutzpah. Why, you ask? Well, because I like women with balls. I really do. A velvet glove does absolutely shit unless it covers an iron fist ready to crack ( Read more... )

It.  Was.  AWESOME.

The script was witty and smart without being self-congratulating.  The action was incredibly well done, and never gratuitous.  The entire cast was unbelievable, and even Gwyneth Paltrow wasn't annoying.  People in my theatre cheered three or four times!

And Robert Downey Jr.?  I want to shake his hand.  Not only did he fit the ( Read more... )