Kat started it.....
On the twelfth day of Christmas, jully_buggy sent to me...
Twelve ritas drumming
Eleven mamabs piping
Ten squentinquales a-leaping
Nine noflashlights dancing
Eight battlemasters a-milking
Seven beefyness a-swimming
Six grrms a-laying
Five ge-e-e-eekpunkrockers
Four typeoheros
Three books
Two turtles
...and a lancelot in a karmakat.