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Evening Ladies and Gents! Tired of life? People get you down? Go no further - why waste your time on thoughts of suicide and revenge? To get those blues off of your backs for a bit, get into the groove and listen to Ragtime! Scott Joplin and the fellows will put the jive in your bones and the twinkle back into your eye! Feeling tired after a long day's work? Relax to the tune of "Solace!" Need some juice in your veins to keep you going? Give "Great Train Collision" a spin and get those feet back on the road! Some doctors prescribe stimulants that leave you itchy, others a good run around the block. Give THEM a run for their money and show them what real medicine is! Ragtime will cure the pox, the measles, gout, the blues, the reds, and even the common cold! Throw away those strange-smelling bottles and pills, and give Ragtime a chance today!
(sorry, needed to say that)
(sorry, needed to say that)