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I would like to be tacky for a little while...I know, it doesn't happen often guys, just play along.
I was reading back in Word and I found this poem that I originally wrote on the last page of the green essay booklet at the end of the test. It's worth a good chuckle, I suppose.
Ode to the AP European History Exam, updated:
AP, oh AP
You make me go crazy
Essay 3 made me its bitch,
I began to develop a nervous twitch
AP, oh AP,
The DBQ raped me
German World War "Civil Peace"?
I'LL show you a "piece"...
of my fist! In your mouth! Aw.
AP, oh AP,
Don't ever come near me
That is until next year
We'll repeat what we did here.
AP, oh AP,
I owned you today-ee,
my hand hurts, my neck is sore
But I don't have to study any more!
AP, oh AP,
From your evil grasp I am free.
And this sonnet to you must draw to a close...
I KICKED YOUR ASS, BITCH!
Thank you. Good night.
Julia
I was reading back in Word and I found this poem that I originally wrote on the last page of the green essay booklet at the end of the test. It's worth a good chuckle, I suppose.
Ode to the AP European History Exam, updated:
AP, oh AP
You make me go crazy
Essay 3 made me its bitch,
I began to develop a nervous twitch
AP, oh AP,
The DBQ raped me
German World War "Civil Peace"?
I'LL show you a "piece"...
of my fist! In your mouth! Aw.
AP, oh AP,
Don't ever come near me
That is until next year
We'll repeat what we did here.
AP, oh AP,
I owned you today-ee,
my hand hurts, my neck is sore
But I don't have to study any more!
AP, oh AP,
From your evil grasp I am free.
And this sonnet to you must draw to a close...
I KICKED YOUR ASS, BITCH!
Thank you. Good night.
Julia