9 o'clock phone call...
Huh. So my phone just rang and I noticed on my caller ID that the person calling me was Val... or so I thought. Interesting how you are completely unprepared for things that happened moments away. Anywho, so when I said "hello" I received and interesting reply. Groaning and moaning!! So, I think to myself... "hmm. Alright. Who the hell is doing what the hell to my baby, Val!!" Then I hear another female voice and a male voice in the background. I am even more... I don't even know if there is an adjective to describe how I felt at that moment!! Anywho, so I keep asking who ever is on the phone "What the hell are you going!!?!?!?!" In response, I get... yes, you guessed it... MORE GROANING AND MOANING!!! Slightly louder, though. Next I hear Dan's voice and the phone joining in with Val's voice. Then I assume that the phone was passed to another mystery guest because it wasn't Val or Dan's voice. I thought to myself "WTF!!! Who is this and WTF is going on?!?!?!?!" (Jokingly of course, but still in a state of shock) Exactly 2 minutes and 14 seconds of groaning and moaning and then it finally stopped and in chimed outrageous laughter!!! Yes, I am still thinking to myself, "WWWWTTTTFFFF!!!!" Then Val explains that Dan, LEXI (mystery guest), and she were having a positively orgasmic experience!!! ALRIGHTY THEN!!!! Whatever floats your bloat you three!! Not to mention WHAT ABOUT ME!!! WHAT IF I WANTED TO PARTAKE!! I mean... I don't...um... yeah. Anywho, so then I remembered a little time on our last choir trip together that I decided to show how well I could fake an orgasm. I portrayed this to my roomies + Kaitlyn Mc. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I ended up rolling around on the ground and wrapped myself around the comforter shouting, no, screaming a fake orgasmic outburst, at the top of my lungs!!!! Hahahahahaha!! At that point I had forgotten that my teacher was in the next room!! Oops!!!! HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!!! Good times!!! Anywho, the point of that little story is that I know that I can have of way better orgasm, fake or real, than all three of you put together!!! (Val, I also texted you this very message!!) So, BOO-YAH!!!!!!!! Bitches!!! That is all.