haha caitie this is for u
Stalkers are twats. A cautionary tale from julijulasi.
surfergirl237 is stalking julijulasi
surfergirl237’s REAL name :
Scherer Malcan
surfergirl237’s REAL DOB :
07th February 1973
Height :160 cm
Weight : 81.9 kg
surfergirl237 has dreamt about you :
12 times
surfergirl237 became interested in you :
24th January 2004
surfergirl237’s latest dream about you
surfergirl237 dreamt that you had got married to another person. surfergirl237 produced a shotgun at the ceremony, blowing off your partners head before they could complete their vows with a close-range shot.
This is how surfergirl237 describes your relationship behind your back
‘We’re gonna have children. I haven’t talked to julijulasi about it yet but I’m sure it will be happy to have about 12 kids.’
surfergirl237’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
surfergirl237 has a habit of searching julijulasi’s home for sex toys and ‘borrowing’ any that they find.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
surfergirl237 spent a worrying amount of money tattooing your name, spelt in chinese symbols down the side of their legs.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
Love contains the same number of characters as fuck. This cannot be a coincidence. Shall we do it at your place or mine?
The Police
No. calls to the police :
17 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Hello is that the police? Ah good, it’s just there’s this maniac standing outside my house in the pouring rain waving at me, with flowers in their hand. I think they’ve been following me for the last year Their name? surfergirl237."
surfergirl237’s Police File
surfergirl237 makes Mark Champman look well-adjusted.
Testimonies about surfergirl237
glitterangel321 - A deformed enuch
‘Well well, who would have thought it? surfergirl237 a pervert? I knew it all along. They used to watch me getting undressed through my bedroom window every night.’
tiksha - Nosy old hen
‘All of this is incredibly funny. It goes to show how deluded julijulasi really is. I just wish it’d quit the act now and again. It grows a bit tiresome after a while.’
tinyturk - Worships the sun
‘Fucking hell! This is hilarious for all the wrong reasons. julijulasi should really be in hospital receiving X-rays to the head.’
deraj610 - Meat is dinner
‘How depressing. I feel sorry for julijulasi, it’s kind as fuck to a fault. Always willing to give people the benefit of the doubt. All of this sickens me.'’