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Tommy: Hey, What's your name?
Waitress: Helen.
Tommy: That's nice, you look like a Helen. Helen, were both in sales. Let me tell you why I suck as a sales man. Let's say I go into some guys office and let's say hes even remotely interested in buying something. Well then I get all excited I'm like Jojo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet. The pet is my possible sale. Oh , my pretty little pet, I love you. So I stroke it, and I pet it, and I massage it, hehe I love it, I love my little naughty pet, your naughty! Then I take my naughty pet and I go ( makes ripping noises as he tears apart the roll) Uuuuuuh! I killed it! I killed my sale! That's when I blow it. That's when people like us gotta forge ahead Helen, am I right?
Helen: God your sick
Waitress: Helen.
Tommy: That's nice, you look like a Helen. Helen, were both in sales. Let me tell you why I suck as a sales man. Let's say I go into some guys office and let's say hes even remotely interested in buying something. Well then I get all excited I'm like Jojo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet. The pet is my possible sale. Oh , my pretty little pet, I love you. So I stroke it, and I pet it, and I massage it, hehe I love it, I love my little naughty pet, your naughty! Then I take my naughty pet and I go ( makes ripping noises as he tears apart the roll) Uuuuuuh! I killed it! I killed my sale! That's when I blow it. That's when people like us gotta forge ahead Helen, am I right?
Helen: God your sick