Wounding Cripples
I went to the movies on Sat night to see The Day After Tomorrow. It was crowded, and John asked people to move down. I kicked a cripple by accident.
I made a cripple cry.
He was moaning "I'm in paaaaaiiiinnnnn" to his friend.
I felt bad for like 10 minutes then I got annoyed that he wasn't sitting in his special cripple section and was mingling with the restivus. I mean, they wear helmets for just this sort of reason. Where was his protective gear?
I didn't know he was a crip, I thought he was being a fucker and not standing up to let me by. He should have worn a sign with a hand and a baseball cap or a drool cup or plaid pants with a white belt or something.
I hope he learned his lesson.
I made a cripple cry.
He was moaning "I'm in paaaaaiiiinnnnn" to his friend.
I felt bad for like 10 minutes then I got annoyed that he wasn't sitting in his special cripple section and was mingling with the restivus. I mean, they wear helmets for just this sort of reason. Where was his protective gear?
I didn't know he was a crip, I thought he was being a fucker and not standing up to let me by. He should have worn a sign with a hand and a baseball cap or a drool cup or plaid pants with a white belt or something.
I hope he learned his lesson.