OH NOES SCARY MOVIES! D:

Feb 06, 2006 05:23

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orgrimmar February 6 2006, 15:20:14 UTC
and and and and you know what? I really need to fic a like, a lame ass horror story thing for our characters. I've always seriously wanted to, but these cheap things have got me "inspired".

Ben: *dead body, because I can't think of anything for his character, sadly* :<
Angelina: HOLY SHIT. THERE'S A KILLER IN THESE WOODS AND HE'S AFTER US! AFTER US!
Nick: I'M GONNA DIE!! D:
Chloe: ...am I gonna be the pretty one who gets picked off first? e__e;
Grace: *steps out into clearing* WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, HUH?! CHLOE'S RIGHT HERE WAITING FOR YA!
Chloe: hey, fuck you, bitch. at least you'll get a hot, lesbian sex scene before YOU die.
Rachel: We can defend ourselves using this..... stick.
Nick: WTF TEH STICK ISN'T GONNA DO ANYTHING WE'RE GONNA DIE! *panics and flails*
Rachel: or or we can like, take the path we came from and, like... actually get OUT of the forest rather than panic and run in circles.
Angelina: SHIT! SHIT! SOMEBODY FUCKING TRASHED MY CAR IT WON'T START!!
Grace: *grabs random gun from back seat* I'LL KILL THAT FUCKER! THAT'S FUCKING IT! I'LL FUCKING GET HIM!
Chloe: I think I'll go shower. I'm sure no one will get me in the shower... *looks at Angelina* NAKED AND VULNERABLE*
Rachel: um... okay. hey, so... I still have the map. we're...
Nick: WHAT WAS THAT?? O___O I'M OUTTA HERE I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE.... *runs*

*gunshot*

Group: o______O;; ....Nick?
Ben: *bleeds, sadly*
Chloe: Well. Fuck. There goes our last guy... a shit load of girls isn't going to stand a chance. Haven't you seen scary movies?
Rachel: ...but there's dykes this time around.
Grace: STFU.

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saberlock February 7 2006, 05:05:02 UTC
Hehe. I kinda thought about something like this one time, but it was with different characters... and less lesbianism.

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