Home Remedies
Another e-mail from my friend Suzan
>>> HOME REMEDIES THAT WORK
>>>
>>> 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic!
>>> Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The
>>> blockage will be almost instantly removed.
>>>
>>> 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by
getting
>>> someone else to hold them while you chop away.
>>>
>>> 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by
>>> simply using the sink.
>>>
>>> 4. For high blood pressure sufferers - just cut yourself and bleed
>>> for a few minutes. Thus will reduce the pressure in your veins.
>>>
>>> 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent
your
>>> rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze
button.
>>>
>>> 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you
>>> will be too afraid to cough.
>>>
>>> 7. Have a bad tooth ache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you
will
>>> forget about the toothache.
>>>
>>> Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really
>>> are:
>>>
>>> You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape.
>>> If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40.
>>> If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
>>>
>>> Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
>>>
>>> If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance.
>>>
>>> And finally, be really nice to your family and friends. You never
>>> know
>>> when
>>> you might need them to empty your bedpan.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> HOME REMEDIES THAT WORK
>>>
>>> 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic!
>>> Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The
>>> blockage will be almost instantly removed.
>>>
>>> 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by
getting
>>> someone else to hold them while you chop away.
>>>
>>> 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by
>>> simply using the sink.
>>>
>>> 4. For high blood pressure sufferers - just cut yourself and bleed
>>> for a few minutes. Thus will reduce the pressure in your veins.
>>>
>>> 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent
your
>>> rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze
button.
>>>
>>> 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you
>>> will be too afraid to cough.
>>>
>>> 7. Have a bad tooth ache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you
will
>>> forget about the toothache.
>>>
>>> Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really
>>> are:
>>>
>>> You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape.
>>> If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40.
>>> If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
>>>
>>> Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
>>>
>>> If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance.
>>>
>>> And finally, be really nice to your family and friends. You never
>>> know
>>> when
>>> you might need them to empty your bedpan.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>