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Snow days suck. Not getting any final reviews sucks. But what really sucks is having to endure a night of stupid, annoying TBS girls getting drunk at your apartment the night before two huge final presentations are due...and this circles back to the fact that snow days suck. How is it that the two sluttiest girls over here are also the two girls who freaked out about the casual abortion conversation in Sex in the City, and the same two girls who told stories of Sunday school and how their friends had gotten these Bible stories completely wrong. What the f**k. I believe in abortion and I don't believe in the Bible but i'm not a slut. good grief. At least they brought over a lot of alcohol. For that I can forgive them of their mislead ways. Or at least forget about them... a couple more shots and I probably won't even remember writing this entry. J/K... I'll still remember.
I know I said I'd only update when I had interesting things to report on, but apparently my life isn't that interesting so I have to break the rule. I found this interesting though. I went to work drunk on Saturday. It wasn't intentional, I just happened to wake up in this state and what choice did I have? I showed up very happy and giddy, and my manager wasn't even aware that I was working that day. I told him I could go home if he wanted because I was pretty hung over. He found this hilarious, and gave me free food. Oh the perks of working at a restaurant. I got a lot of crap for it the next day from all of the host staff. Apparently I don't come off as the sort of girl who would show up drunk to work, which is good because i'm not that sort of girl.
In other news, Matthew McConaughey came by the restaurant again, but as I was not there, he didn't stay very long. This might not really have a cause/effect relationship but I like to think that it does. That is all. Have a good day, and may none of you ever be trapped in your room while your roommate hosts a party with a group of braindead obnoxious, slutty girls who can't stop talking about their boyfriends and how they're never going to amount to anything but stay at home moms with husbands who are all cheating on them with their secretaries..they're not really talking about this, but they should, because it is in the very near future for all of them. Except my roommate. She'll be okay, she's pretty cool.
I know I said I'd only update when I had interesting things to report on, but apparently my life isn't that interesting so I have to break the rule. I found this interesting though. I went to work drunk on Saturday. It wasn't intentional, I just happened to wake up in this state and what choice did I have? I showed up very happy and giddy, and my manager wasn't even aware that I was working that day. I told him I could go home if he wanted because I was pretty hung over. He found this hilarious, and gave me free food. Oh the perks of working at a restaurant. I got a lot of crap for it the next day from all of the host staff. Apparently I don't come off as the sort of girl who would show up drunk to work, which is good because i'm not that sort of girl.
In other news, Matthew McConaughey came by the restaurant again, but as I was not there, he didn't stay very long. This might not really have a cause/effect relationship but I like to think that it does. That is all. Have a good day, and may none of you ever be trapped in your room while your roommate hosts a party with a group of braindead obnoxious, slutty girls who can't stop talking about their boyfriends and how they're never going to amount to anything but stay at home moms with husbands who are all cheating on them with their secretaries..they're not really talking about this, but they should, because it is in the very near future for all of them. Except my roommate. She'll be okay, she's pretty cool.